Posted on 08/12/2007 1:29:58 PM PDT by lowbridge
The Bourne Buffoonery
When "The Simpsons" movie turns out to be more realistic than "The Bourne Ultimatum," you know something is up. Nevertheless, the thriller is a big hit, proving once again that film audiences now want live action cartoons rather than crisp, realistic films like "The Ipcress File" or "The French Connection."
For those of you not familiar with the Bourne series, Matt Damon plays a CIA agent who becomes involved in the "Program" (as in get with the). This sinister plan results in Damon being brainwashed, making him a lean, mean killing machine with no personal memories. Thus, he can murder without conscience, kind of like what Hollywood producers often do to scripts.
Anyway, Damon runs around beating up four guys at a time and eluding authorities all over the world. However, he turns on the CIA, so they must kill him. But they can't since Matt is Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery times 10. Plus, he has Julia Stiles helping him. No way the CIA has a chance.
I knew this movie was trouble when I read the reviews. Almost all the critics liked it. The only way American movie critics would like a violent car chase film like this was if it bashed the USA, which, of course, it does.
The CIA guys are bad, bad, bad. And just to make sure Indonesian and Pakistani audiences get the picture, the CIA chief issues his evil orders with the American flag clearly seen on his desk. No language barrier here, no sir. The U.S. intelligence agencies are fiendish enterprises that want to hurt Matt Damon and actually force Julia Stiles to cut her own hair. How could they?
Actually, both Mr. Damon and Ms. Stiles don't have to do much acting. Damon does work for the far-left MoveOn organization and is on record as requesting the Bush daughters serve in Iraq.
The actor also told the Idaho Statesman that the CIA's use of water boarding is an erosion of our American values.
Guess what? There's a water boarding scene in the flick. What a coincidence!
Stiles is also down with the far left. On a cable program she explained why she missed a MoveOn event by saying: "I was afraid that Bill O'Reilly would come with a shotgun at my front door and shoot me for being unpatriotic."
Look it up if you don't believe me.
In the Bourne movie there are no shotguns to frighten Stiles, but plenty of automatic weapons fired at U.S. intelligence agents, not by al Qaeda, but by American Matt Damon. As the casualty count rose, I kept thinking about all those disability payments we taxpayers would have to pick up.
Now, all of this is harmless nonsense to those of us who understand the hero and villain business, and realize the simplistic bias that permeates Hollywood. But to impressionable audiences, the anti-American theme could resonate.
The director of the movie, Paul Greengrass, told the Times of London that he purposely tapped into the mistrust the world has of the USA. In my opinion, Mr. Greengrass has used his skills as a filmmaker to create a slick propaganda package that will make him millions of dollars. And standing between Mr. Greengrass and real-life terrorists who would slit his throat are, of course, real-life American intelligence people.
In the end, the America-haters will love "The Bourne Ultimatum" and apolitical others may enjoy the action and carnage. The movie is a perfect storm of misguided ideology, silly plotting and absurd conclusions. In other words, it's a blockbuster.
I also wondered about “Dr. Hirsch” - he is a Jewish Dr. Mengele? Shame on the scriptwriter and shame on the director, producers, everybody associated with this garbage. Bill O’Reilly has already written abou the anti-Americanism of this series but has yet to touch the anti-Semitism. I am glad somebody other than myself noticed it.
I guess when I go the movie I go to be intertained. I am not taking any of the stuff away as fiction. I know I will probably draw a lot of heat for this, but I actually liked the movie. I also liked the matrix movies, but knew they were not believable.
As far as Damon’s politics, I think it is time for most of teh Hollywood crew to just shut up and act. We don’t want to know how they feel about things, just how good they can act.
The Bourne Identity was originally done on tv with Richard Chamberlain and Jacklyn Smith. Does anybody remember it?
I’ve seen the movie. I did not see anything so “blatant and awful.”
I saw it with my son a week ago and was entertained. It was a good action movie. I did notice that the evil doctor and evil CIA director had Jewish names, and, we also noticed that they made the US government the bad guy AGAIN. However, it was clear that it was really just a hyped up bit of fantasy that nobody took for real. It was a thrill ride and little more. We actually enjoyed it. (Though, I liked Transformers more...)
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Yes! It was closer to the book.
We had four endless previews (Redford drivel/ Halloween /National Treasure II and some Jodie Foster goes bad flick), and in Canada it seems like they want to show you at least five minutes of EACH flick they want to sell you next right after three commercials (AMC promos/Coke/Subaru). TBS could have delivered a shorter run time.
Oops, I am not taking any of this stuff away as fact I meant.
It looks horrible. I get the feeling they’re trying to milk the “franchise.”
I enjoy fiction. This, in my opinion, made no real attempt to be anything other than fiction. I didn’t even notice that those two names were Jewish (there are certainly much more “Jewish” names than those two). Aside from that, they didn’t look particularly Jewish.
Transformers was far better.
We had National Treasure 2 (boy, that looked like a real gem) and the Jodie Foster movie (which I saw as some sort of post-modern Death Wish remake). There was also a preview for a movie where Kevin Bacon apparently kills a bunch of criminal murdering thugs (after one of them had killed his son). It also had a lot of similarities to Death Wish.
Previews are absolutely absurd. I traveled for a wedding recently and went to see Transformers with some of my in-laws - the previews ran 35 minutes.
I’ll have to look for that one. Maybe I’ll search the library.
If Matt Damon, Ben Affleck or Leo DiCaprio got in my face, I don't know if I would have the heart to give them a smackdown. Or just yell, "BOO!" and watch them crap their pants.
I think these would be good movies if they had picked a man to play the lead role. ;)
Bummer. The tv ads for the movie looked pretty good.
Yeah, but Rosie O'Donnell's schedule was too full at the time.
You may have me mistaken with another poster. I was making the argument that I recognized the film as pure fiction and I was able to enjoy it (as it sounds like you did).
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