Posted on 08/07/2007 7:39:02 PM PDT by gondramB
I came across this today.
A web site that helps you get through phone menus and get to a human. The "F"'s are their grades.
http://www.gethuman.com/
Apple F 800‑275‑2273 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Belkin Tech Support F 800‑223‑5546 @ At prompt press 2263; press 1 at each prompt thereafter. Brother International F 800‑284‑4329 Press 7.
Compaq F 800‑652‑6672 Say "operator" at each prompt, ignoring messages. Dell Sales F 800‑624‑9897 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Dell Tech Support F 800‑624‑9896 Press 3; say "agent" at each additional prompt, ignoring messages. Epson D 800‑533‑3731 Direct to human.
Fujitsu PC Support F 800‑385‑4878 Press 00.
Gateway Computers F 800‑846‑2000 Press 4; say "no" at each additional prompt.
Hewlett‑Packard F 800‑474‑6836 Say "agent" at each prompt, ignoring messages. IBM F 800‑426‑4968 Direct to human.
Linksys F 800‑326‑7114 Press 1; at prompt press ###.
Logitech F 702‑269‑3457 Press 2000.
Palm F 800‑881‑7256 Press 1; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 2.
Toshiba F 800‑457‑7777 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Xerox F 800‑822‑2979 Press 0.
Reliant Energy 866‑222‑7100 Don't press or say anything.
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Thanks
[Conan O'Brian Show]
BFD. So you get a human. Who says they speak in understandable English?
That was funny.
>>BFD. So you get a human. Who says they speak in understandable English?<<
We almost need another web site for that...
With computer companies there is another round of tricks to get someone at their American locations.
>>I thought it was going to be on the order of “Insert tab A in slot B. Wait nine months.”<<
Well... I try to keep somewhat close to the posting guidelines.
That was funny.
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