We're waiting to hear from Staples because he sent the design there for them to copy it onto transparent paper. We would have done it here, but the smallest amount of transparency stuff you can buy is 100 sheets for $30, and we neither needed that much, nor did we want to spend that much on it. This way, he's getting it done for $6. I'm just hoping they'll have it ready within the next hour so he can put it up over the door before it gets dark!
Note to self: activate front-lawn mine field and close the drapes.
No greedy little costumed beggars getting candy at our house!