[RepoGirl]

Beastmaster always scared me. The concept, the costumes, and the fact that my best friend from seventh grade until senior year was in love with Marc Singer.

I did, however, have a brush with Beastmaster about 4 years ago. Several of my friends are hipster comic geeks, and once dragged me and my husband along to a comic convention. Marc Singer was one of the celebrity guests, and he all but fell in love with my then six month old daughter. He and my husband discussed vaccinations, autism and various other parent related things. He was still really creepy.

Yeah, most of the films on this list are terrible, with the exception of Time Bandits.

[discostu]

I can see how stone age cloths and 80s haircuts might scare a person. But it really is a fun retarded movie, skip the sequels though, they’re just retarded without being fun.

[qam1]

For some reason, before I knew their names I could have swore Marc Singer, MacGyver and Kevin Bacon were all the same guy. So just think of Marc Singer as MacGyver with Kevin Bacon’s voice.

The creepiest custom in Beastmaster is worn by the father from Good Times who wears a G-String throughout the movie