The best weapon to use against wolves or bears is a .22 LR pistol.
Shoot the guy next to you in the leg with it, and start running.
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, “OK, now what?”
“Shoot the guy next to you in the leg with it, and start running.”
ROFLMAO! That was my first belly-laugh of the day. Thanks! :)