Posted on 07/24/2007 3:08:28 AM PDT by Aussie Dasher
NOTHING was going to spoil Bindi Irwin's ninth birthday party and certainly not some crocodile flatulence.
But then as the daughter of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, Bindi's ninth birthday bash at the family's Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast today was always going to be different.
The star of the birthday show was, not unexpectedly, a crocodile - the 500kg monster dubbed Graeme who performed death rolls on cue for Bindi's mother Terri and zoo director Wes Mannion, who had been Steve's best friend.
Noticing bubbles in the water as the croc swam into the arena, Terri had the crowd in stitches by announcing it was the first time she had seen one of the reptiles pass wind.
"Oh my God, I think I just witnessed a crocodile fart - this is indeed a special day," she quipped.
"If anyone was wondering if Steve was going to give us a sign, I think he did."
From well before the party started the Crocoseum was packed to the rafters with wide-eyed children waiting for a glimpse of their little heroine.
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My kids love Bindi’s new TV show. What a little doll she is!!
Gator farts are a major cause of global warming in Florida!
I know this as fact, just because!
Because AL told you??? (Al Gore that is, not Al Gator...)
It is terrible, often, just after I’ve gone to sleep, the ground will tremble. It seems to be worse when I feed them stray cats to excess, coons and possums must be easier to digest! Oh, well, it is better than dealing with exploding gators!
Algore? Looks like he needs to fart soon, if it builds up much longer, ain’t no hope!
When he does, THE EARTH IS DOOMED. DOOMED, I TELL YOU.
Well, Hell, just got to cope! I have enough serious issues to handle, without dealing with nitshit!
I had a nightmare about a one-armed Bindi happily greeting the audience to her show.
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