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To: Tijeras_Slim

You can do better than that lame excuse.

"I got my nuts blown off by an IED in Iraq."

"I'm gay."

"The dog ate my testicles."

"Until Emma Watson turns 18, no other woman shall have my seed."

22 posted on 07/19/2007 6:41:48 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Ratzaz! There. I do give one about something.)

To: CholeraJoe

How about an embarassing roller disco accident in the shower?

23 posted on 07/19/2007 6:43:07 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim

To: CholeraJoe; Millee; Hoodlum91; wallcrawlr

"Until Emma Watson turns 18, no other woman shall have my seed."

Don't tell Donna.

25 posted on 07/19/2007 6:44:34 AM PDT by RockinRight (FRedOn. Apply Directly To The White House!)

To: CholeraJoe; Tijeras_Slim

"My ovaries are on strike."

"Have you seen a big star in the east lately?"

"Well, I thought I was pregnant once, but it turned out to be indigestion. No more Italian sausage pizzas at 2 a.m. for me..."

"His swimmers haven't advanced out of the wading pool yet."

Oh, and the #1 reason...

"I'm not married and I'd kind of prefer that my kids grow up with a mom AND a dad." Yes, that matters to me. ;-)

28 posted on 07/19/2007 6:50:22 AM PDT by Allegra (Carbon offsets for sale. Inquire within.)

To: CholeraJoe

"I got my nuts blown off by an IED in Iraq."

I used that one at my brother's wedding.

And I'm female.

Mom was pist.

56 posted on 07/19/2007 8:04:53 AM PDT by agent_delta (Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?)

To: CholeraJoe

I see I ain’t the only guy waiting for Emma Watson to graduate from high school.

85 posted on 07/19/2007 9:20:21 PM PDT by nhoward14

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