[Allegra]

"My ovaries are on strike."

"Have you seen a big star in the east lately?"

"Well, I thought I was pregnant once, but it turned out to be indigestion. No more Italian sausage pizzas at 2 a.m. for me..."

"His swimmers haven't advanced out of the wading pool yet."

Oh, and the #1 reason...

"I'm not married and I'd kind of prefer that my kids grow up with a mom AND a dad." Yes, that matters to me. ;-)

[CholeraJoe]

Good ones!

[RockinRight]

The “not married” reason doesn’t fly with the Prude Squad. They think you should marry the first a-hole you meet at age 20 and then be a good little submissive wife.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Here's a good one for ya:

"Well I was planning to have kids, until I met yours"

;^)

[agent_delta]

I tell people that I lost my uterus in the war.

That usually shuts them up.