Posted on 07/19/2007 5:55:11 AM PDT by Gopher Broke
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn' t move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS!
Is it too early in the week for a neener hijacking?
Since we don’t believe in lists, then we could object to the way the days of the week are LISTED!
I say that Friday comes way too late this week!
Hijack away, LHP. :>)
Excellent silliness — one day early!
>> For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.<<
I truly thought this might be the way to go when I had Pregnancy Induced Hypertension.
I guess pregnancy while taking care of a two year old can do that to you.
Hmmm...I wonder about the sort of minds who find this list funny. ;(
You just made my list ;-D
Never take Tylenol PM and Ex-Lax on the same night.
:-D
Cute!
Okay this was way tooooooooooo funny!!!!
Avoid taking viagra with prune juice, you won’t know if you are coming or going.
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