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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: Larry Lucido
Did she ever work for Branch Rickey?
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posted on
07/07/2007 6:33:59 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: nuconvert
This crook has an insanity defense that I would at least listen to.
62
posted on
07/07/2007 6:34:01 PM PDT
by
JimSEA
To: nuconvert
“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”
To: windsorknot
“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”Cash, or carbon credits?
64
posted on
07/07/2007 6:35:07 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We can oil drill through miles of rock under sea water, drilling thru inches of glass is a snap...)
To: Irish Rose
65
posted on
07/07/2007 6:35:39 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: JimSEA
He was probably a fine feller before he went bad.
66
posted on
07/07/2007 6:35:52 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: nuconvert
As a result of the financial loss, Citizen’s Bank has decided to cut the growth of its branches, and trim its payroll.
67
posted on
07/07/2007 6:38:32 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: null and void
Glad you finally lumberd in... You wood say something like that.
68
posted on
07/07/2007 6:38:44 PM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: al baby
69
posted on
07/07/2007 6:39:13 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: lowbridge
Was he covered with Gore, Al-lah Akbark?
70
posted on
07/07/2007 6:39:18 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: nuconvert
Did anyone actually see a weapon or was he just all bark?
To: nuconvert
As usual, I get here too late. All the awful puns have already been used.
72
posted on
07/07/2007 6:39:55 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
73
posted on
07/07/2007 6:40:30 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: nuconvert
He looks kinda like one of the Oakridge boys!
74
posted on
07/07/2007 6:41:10 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: pepperdog
Bark is worse than his bite.
75
posted on
07/07/2007 6:42:05 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
You may be barking up the wrong tree.
76
posted on
07/07/2007 6:42:28 PM PDT
by
CAWats
(Women should be well-behaved)
To: Graybeard58
You can think up a good nickname for him.
“Tree bandit” doesn’t have much of an original ring to it.
77
posted on
07/07/2007 6:42:35 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: nuconvert
i didn’t do it, i think...
78
posted on
07/07/2007 6:42:50 PM PDT
by
tired1
(responsibility without authority is slavery!)
To: Graybeard58
So you’re saying you’re stumped and cant join in? Just let ‘er rip.
79
posted on
07/07/2007 6:43:14 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Larry Lucido; Enterprise; Rennes Templar; Kenny Bunk; SunkenCiv; speedy; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; ...
Glad there were no injuries. The tree surgeons would have had to do triage.
Meanwhile this would-be wood malcontent needs pun-ishing. Be a good K9 and take a bite out of crime, fetch me a switch for this rapscallion.
Funners & Punners ping list PING—
If anyone wants either on or off of this list, you must be out of your minds....
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posted on
07/07/2007 6:44:04 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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