Once there was a guy named Mark, who got hopelessly lost in the woods. Wandering around trying to find his way out, he heard someone calling his name: "Mark! Mark!"
Pausing to locate the direction of the call, he listened quietly, until he heard again: "Mark! Mark!" He ran in the direction of the sound, breathlessly coming into a clearing in the woods. There sitting in the clearing was a little puppy dog with a hare lip, going "Mark! Mark!" :0)