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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: AmericanMade1776
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posted on
07/07/2007 7:36:57 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: nuconvert
These envirmentalists, there just a hoot!
182
posted on
07/07/2007 7:37:06 PM PDT
by
ronnie raygun
(I'd rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
To: rfp1234
To: Slings and Arrows
184
posted on
07/07/2007 7:37:43 PM PDT
by
indcons
(My 2-step solution to stopping terrorism: defuse the bombs; deport the muslims.)
To: nuconvert
You can think up a good nickname for him.
“Tree bandit” doesn’t have much of an original ring to it.
His friends call him “Woody.”
185
posted on
07/07/2007 7:37:58 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: TASMANIANRED
You don’t have to be a Genus to know not to be an ash.
186
posted on
07/07/2007 7:38:55 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: lowbridge
Looks like a sugar maple.
To: AmericanMade1776
188
posted on
07/07/2007 7:40:01 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: Domestic Church
Al Gore looks like a Sap.
To: Past Your Eyes
He didn’t have a pot to pith in.
190
posted on
07/07/2007 7:40:58 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: ronnie raygun
Give a Hoot, don't pollute!
191
posted on
07/07/2007 7:41:31 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: TASMANIANRED
I came to the same conclusion by the process of lamination.
192
posted on
07/07/2007 7:44:27 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: All
Well it’s getting late and I have to leaf...
I wooden want to miss anything so I think I’ll nail this one to the fence..
Have a good night.. and don’t take any wooden nickels...
:0)
193
posted on
07/07/2007 7:45:09 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: nuconvert
I thought that I would never see
A thief who’s dressed up as a tree.
....
But banks are robbed by fools, you see
For only God can make a tree.
194
posted on
07/07/2007 7:45:33 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Poet Tree)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
It just wooden be prune-ent not to root for the bank branch on this one, leafing out for the moment the little knot in the story of where the guard was!?!
195
posted on
07/07/2007 7:46:00 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Think not of today.)
To: nuconvert
196
posted on
07/07/2007 7:47:30 PM PDT
by
blam
(Secure the border and enforce the law)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Glad there were no injuries. The tree surgeons would have had to do triage.The surgeons wood have to do tree-age...
197
posted on
07/07/2007 7:47:55 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We can oil drill through miles of rock under sea water, drilling thru inches of glass is a snap...)
To: al baby
‘’Leaf me yer dough, or I’ll hit another branch.’’
198
posted on
07/07/2007 7:49:38 PM PDT
by
SAJ
To: JoeSixPack1; Miss Marple; Calpernia; Larry Lucido; speedy; bitt; mikrofon; Liz
Alas! Sorghum Green is PEOPLE! Well, person, anyway.
We need a gumshoe! Where’s Sherlock? Or Miss Maple—I mean Marple?
199
posted on
07/07/2007 7:50:38 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; nicmarlo; Lakeshark
OK, this really wasn’t me!
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