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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: nuconvert
Obviously he was camoflaged... and snuk into bank and robbed it..
What are odds he was a democrat?...
161
posted on
07/07/2007 7:25:32 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: TASMANIANRED
“Is that a knot hole in your pocket.”
Yeah. I caught it on a branch while rooting around in the forest looking for the sap that robbed that branch of the bank.
Wood eye had only caught up with him. He would have gotten such a switching that he’d be barking all day from the splinters on his south side.
162
posted on
07/07/2007 7:26:32 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
Ummm...excuse me!!! Are you sure you should be showing your 'Woody' in public??? :0)
163
posted on
07/07/2007 7:27:00 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: TASMANIANRED
164
posted on
07/07/2007 7:27:19 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: hosepipe
I’m sure no one noticed him
LoL
165
posted on
07/07/2007 7:27:49 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: Past Your Eyes
He’s in a shade of trouble.
To: Past Your Eyes
Don’t leaf now...
I’m just starting to bloom.
167
posted on
07/07/2007 7:28:47 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: rfp1234
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I’ll have to learn braille to be able to post here now....
Oh well. I usually type with my eyes shut anyway!
:0)
168
posted on
07/07/2007 7:30:49 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: TASMANIANRED
Oak kay. You don’t have to get all Fraxinus with me.
169
posted on
07/07/2007 7:30:55 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: Larry Lucido
That reminds me.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
170
posted on
07/07/2007 7:31:49 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: Larry Lucido
Those were the days my FRiend.
To: Bigh4u2
I’ll try to make it planer. I cant plank down any more than that.
172
posted on
07/07/2007 7:33:01 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: rfp1234
Ummm...excuse me!!! Are you sure you should be showing your 'Woody' in public??? :0)
173
posted on
07/07/2007 7:33:15 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: al baby
al baby wrote: Al Gore?
That was the first person I thought of, when they said man disguised as tree.
To: AmericanMade1776
175
posted on
07/07/2007 7:34:58 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: Past Your Eyes
Fraxinus...Dictionary, dictionary...where art thou..
176
posted on
07/07/2007 7:35:06 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: rfp1234
That is how Al Gore became a stump.
To: AmericanMade1776
178
posted on
07/07/2007 7:36:21 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Past Your Eyes
Yeah?
Well joist you wait and see!!!
Ok. Just kidding..
I don’t want to go against the ‘grain’ of this thread.
179
posted on
07/07/2007 7:36:27 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: rfp1234
Talk about your nude erection “:&/
180
posted on
07/07/2007 7:36:39 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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