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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

July 7, 2007

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: nuconvert
Obviously he was camoflaged... and snuk into bank and robbed it..
What are odds he was a democrat?...
161 posted on 07/07/2007 7:25:32 PM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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To: TASMANIANRED

“Is that a knot hole in your pocket.”

Yeah. I caught it on a branch while rooting around in the forest looking for the sap that robbed that branch of the bank.

Wood eye had only caught up with him. He would have gotten such a switching that he’d be barking all day from the splinters on his south side.


162 posted on 07/07/2007 7:26:32 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Bigh4u2
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Ummm...excuse me!!! Are you sure you should be showing your 'Woody' in public??? :0)
163 posted on 07/07/2007 7:27:00 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Spruce? Spruce?


164 posted on 07/07/2007 7:27:19 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: hosepipe

I’m sure no one noticed him

LoL


165 posted on 07/07/2007 7:27:49 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: Past Your Eyes

He’s in a shade of trouble.


166 posted on 07/07/2007 7:28:44 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: Past Your Eyes

Don’t leaf now...

I’m just starting to bloom.


167 posted on 07/07/2007 7:28:47 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: rfp1234

MY EYES! MY EYES!

I’ll have to learn braille to be able to post here now....

Oh well. I usually type with my eyes shut anyway!

:0)


168 posted on 07/07/2007 7:30:49 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Oak kay. You don’t have to get all Fraxinus with me.


169 posted on 07/07/2007 7:30:55 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: Larry Lucido

That reminds me.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.


170 posted on 07/07/2007 7:31:49 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: Larry Lucido
Those were the days my FRiend.
171 posted on 07/07/2007 7:32:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Bigh4u2

I’ll try to make it planer. I cant plank down any more than that.


172 posted on 07/07/2007 7:33:01 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: rfp1234
Ummm...excuse me!!! Are you sure you should be showing your 'Woody' in public??? :0) Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
173 posted on 07/07/2007 7:33:15 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: al baby
al baby wrote: Al Gore?

That was the first person I thought of, when they said man disguised as tree.

174 posted on 07/07/2007 7:34:18 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
175 posted on 07/07/2007 7:34:58 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Fraxinus...Dictionary, dictionary...where art thou..


176 posted on 07/07/2007 7:35:06 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: rfp1234

That is how Al Gore became a stump.


177 posted on 07/07/2007 7:35:55 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776

That’s not a disguise...


178 posted on 07/07/2007 7:36:21 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Yeah?

Well joist you wait and see!!!

Ok. Just kidding..

I don’t want to go against the ‘grain’ of this thread.


179 posted on 07/07/2007 7:36:27 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: rfp1234

Talk about your nude erection “:&/


180 posted on 07/07/2007 7:36:39 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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