Residents of Oregon town say shape of traffic posts is offensive (OF COURSE there's a picture)

KOMO-TV (Seattle) ^ | July 6, 2007 | Melica Johnson

[Stoat]

I saw two lesbos at the produce market last weekend. They were selecting an English cucumber as I passed them. I heard one say to the other: "Let's buy one to eat, too."

LMAO!!

One can only imagine all of the photos that will be taken of these posts at 3AM by drunken high school and college kids........

[Thumper1960]

Women with wishful thinking................

[dangerdoc]

bump

[ops33]

Now that post is a good post!

[Stoat]

Women with wishful thinking................

Agreed; and also those with an only distant or nonexistent understanding of 'the real deal'.

[Thumper1960]

Why obsess over the parking posts. We all know women prefer the produce aisles, anyway.

[avacado]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!

[LukeL]

I would laugh if I saw them too, life is a lot easier when you are immature and can laugh at anything.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

They don’t like traffic posts that look like bullets?
Would they prefer ones that looked like bullettes?

[Turret Gunner A20]

Isn’t it?

[wildbill]

retro-fitting with metal collars and chains????

Sounds like a fruitless foray into what will look like SM and the punk look to me.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“I would laugh if I saw them too, life is a lot easier when you are immature and can laugh at anything.”
I’m a retired musician. As a group, we’re notoriously immature! And, I enjoy laughter!

[Hot Tabasco]

"They're a standard style," Eppley said

Who is the prick that approved that one? LOL

Better yet, who is the prick that gave it substance and brought attention to it?

Man, its getting harder and harder to read the internet news articles and realize how zany, wacko and stupid our country is becomming.......

[Eighth Square]

This is good news! Finally, citizens and politicians, working together, focusing on the really important things facing the good folks of Keizer!

[Disambiguator]

What a prick.

[dearolddad]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!"

And, sometimes a cigar is just a good smoke.

[RetiredArmy]

Rename town to: Peckerhead, Oregon

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL.... I won’t ask why you pinged me to this thread....

[Stultis]

“Sometimes a concrete traffic bollard is just a concrete traffic bollard.”

[gitmo]

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

Just hide them under some sort of rubber covering.