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To: Monkey Face
We always wrapped things in several greeen garbage bags, if we had to expose them to the elephants.

Never a good idea expose anything to elephants. :)

Sorry. Can not help it.

2,914 posted on 07/31/2007 5:36:41 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (To love and be wise exceeds men's might....... (I'm just lucky I guess))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Never a good idea expose anything to elephants. :)

I dunno. Elephants tend to get most things right. It's the jackasses that generally need to be locked in rubber rooms -- at least the barking moonbat variety.

2,916 posted on 07/31/2007 6:01:00 PM PDT by sionnsar (trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"Never a good idea expose anything to elephants."

Reminds me of one of my original jokes. (Have you ever thought about who spends time thinking up jokes?) Anyway ...

Adam was strolling down a wide path in the Garden of Eden when he happened upon Elephant for the very first time. They paused and stared at each other for a long awkward moment.

Finally, Elephant said, "How in the world can you breathe through that?"

2,921 posted on 07/31/2007 6:41:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Thanks to the royalties from my book sales, I now have wealth beyond my dreams of licorice.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It’s OK...my son used to say “elephants” and I just couldn’t resist using it myself, since he was on my mind a lot yesterday.


2,944 posted on 08/01/2007 5:56:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Alcohol doesn't solve any problems. But then, neither does chocolate,)
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