To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"Never a good idea expose anything to elephants." Reminds me of one of my original jokes. (Have you ever thought about who spends time thinking up jokes?) Anyway ...
Adam was strolling down a wide path in the Garden of Eden when he happened upon Elephant for the very first time. They paused and stared at each other for a long awkward moment.
Finally, Elephant said, "How in the world can you breathe through that?"
2,921 posted on
07/31/2007 6:41:21 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(Thanks to the royalties from my book sales, I now have wealth beyond my dreams of licorice.)
To: NicknamedBob
(Have you ever thought about who spends time thinking up jokes?) No problem. First you laugh and then you think in reverse.
2,924 posted on
07/31/2007 6:54:40 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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