Caption this pic of Teddy and W (up on Drudge right now)

[True Republican Patriot]

Lindsey Gramnesty will be leaving the Senate shortly! as well he should be!

[weegee]

Fat Ted: "SORRY, George! I thought you and the missus would be interested in a 'sandwich'..."

[theDentist]

Hahaha! Teddy looks like he’s about to have a stroke. W doesn’t look much happier. I, on the other hand, have a grin ear to ear.

[redstates4ever]

Shell-shocked much, you out-of-touch liberals? HA!!!

[FormerACLUmember]

“Christ, the liquor store closes in 10 minutes!”

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[TheSpottedOwl]

Kennedy: “Mommy, make my hangover go away!”

Bush: “We need aspirin, a glass of water, and Pepto Bismal...Stat!”

[Lucky9teen]

"Damn...between that bottle of Wild Turkey last night and this immigration bill...I'm having one hell of a hang over"

[Darnright]

Caption the pic? Ok, if you insist.

Here goes.

“I have nothing but contempt for Representatives who only represent themselves.” - H. Roe Bartle

[Hydroshock]

“We are so busted!”

[Yaelle]

Ted: "Ah, where the h@ll did I hide that flask of Drambuie?"

Bush: "At this point I might as well join you, old man."

[weegee]

"Me-me-me-me-meeeee... This is what all singers learn to do to stay in tune..."

[Dumpster Baby]

"I am deeply hurt by your calling me a wemon hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the 'Son of Sam.' I am a little brat.

When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.

'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam.

'Behind our house some rest. Mostly young -- raped and slaughtered -- their blood drained -- just bones now.

I feel like an outsider. I am on a different wavelength then everybody else -- programmed too kill.

However, to stop me you must kill me. Attention all police: Shoot me first -- shoot to kill or else keep out of my way or you will die!

Papa Sam is old now. He needs some blood to preserve his youth. He has had too many heart attacks. 'Ugh, me hoot, it hurts, sonny boy.'

I miss my pretty princess most of all. She's resting in our ladies house. But I'll see her soon.

I am the 'Monster' -- 'Beelzebub' -- the chubby behemouth."

[DesScorp]

“Damn! I learned all that Spanish for nothing!”

[NeoCaveman]

Jose Cuervo.

[plinker's2sense]

lmao

[jonrick46]

I could not resist it:

"Who farted?"

[ConservativeStatement]

Ted Kennedy: "First my drinking sessions give me a headache and now Jeff Sessions gives me a bigger one."

Go get 'em Sen. Sessions.

[RDTF]

hear, hear!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Where in the hell did all those base Republicans come from?