Tuber finds body in Boulder

Rocky Mountain News ^ | June 21, 2007 | Bill Scanlon

[Gondring]

A tuber floating down Boulder Creek phoned 911 today after he bumped into a body below the 17th Street bridge.

[gridlock]

Close. It is an inner tuber. (Someone floating down a river/creek in an inner tube.)

Between the beer and the marijuana, most of the tubers I see are baked. They wouldn't see the body of a Blue Whale washed up on the shore.

[beelzepug]

Did they turnip any clues?

[Old Professer]

A “Tuber?”

That’s an active verb now?

What’s next, Mr. Potato Head doing handstands on a surfboard?

[csvset]

A bunch of tubers. /New England accent.

[Kirkwood]

Time for the bunny with a potato pancake on its head.

[dmz]

I think therefore I yam.

[gridlock]

Is a tuber like a hoser, in Canada?

[visualops]

That’s tater SALAD

lol

[Moose4]

[ahnold]
“It’s a tubah!”
[/ahnold]

}:-)4

[dblshot]

Looks like a pommes crepes beret

[gridlock]

Did they find the body in the Riv(t)er or the La(t)ke?

[gridlock]

The medical examiner said the victim had been strangled with a carrotte...

[dblshot]

It must be open vine Friday.

[BibChr]

Your version is 'way funnier than mine but I, too, though -- well, tubers.

Not tube-ers.

[Gondring]

You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to.

Mere truffles. ;-)

[Gondring]

Just STOP. I can’t take the PUNishment.

Come on....chip in!

[dblshot]

I think we’ve sliced and diced this one enough. But we’ll probably keep it hashing it out.

[bruinbirdman]

Tuber or not tuber, that is the question.

[gridlock]

Tuber! Tuber! Tuber!

Go Cal Bears!

[bruinbirdman]

I believe Berkeley is, more correctly, "The Golden Bears".

Berkeley is so proud of that nickname that I don't think they even have a yell like "Go golden bears."

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