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Tuber finds body in Boulder
Rocky Mountain News ^
| June 21, 2007
| Bill Scanlon
Posted on 06/22/2007 12:06:55 PM PDT by Gondring
A tuber floating down Boulder Creek phoned 911 today after he bumped into a body below the 17th Street bridge.
(Excerpt) Read more at rockymountainnews.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: potato; potatoe; tuber
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Maybe cuz it's Friday, but my first thought upon reading this headline ran something like...
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:06:57 PM PDT
by
Gondring
To: Gondring
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:07:50 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:08:52 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Comparing moderate islam to extremist islam is like comparing small pox to plague.)
To: Lurker
They do have lots of eyes!
To: Lurker
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:10:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Lurker
You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to.
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:10:38 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008)
To: Gondring
In other news, Common Sense has been missing in Boulder for some time and is feared to have met with an untimely end.
(With all due apologies to the poor soul who actually is in the Boulder Creek.)
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:12:24 PM PDT
by
Bernard
(You can't fix stupid. Stop trying.)
To: Gondring
Pardon me, you look a little pale...
To: Gondring
Keywords just aren’t any fun in lowercase.
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:12:44 PM PDT
by
visualops
(artlife.us)
To: Gondring
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:14:15 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(Effing the ineffable since 1966.)
To: Gondring
The body soon sank, and all anybody heard was “Bulb, bulb, bulb...”
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:16:14 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(Vote for Edwards so Hillary can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...)
To: Gondring
The aforementioned Tater.
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:16:20 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Gondring
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:16:51 PM PDT
by
AU72
To: Gondring
Sorry, just trying to get a rhizome out of you...
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:17:14 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(Vote for Edwards so Hillary can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...)
To: Gondring
Tuber, eh?
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:18:19 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: gridlock
“Sorry, just trying to get a rhizome out of you...”
ROTFL!!!
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:18:41 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: csvset
Close. It is an inner tuber. (Someone floating down a river/creek in an inner tube.)
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:19:22 PM PDT
by
NathanR
(Apr?s moi, le deluge.)
To: Law is not justice but process
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:19:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: gridlock
Just STOP. I can’t take the PUNishment.
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:19:50 PM PDT
by
DelphiUser
("You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think")
To: Kirkwood
The tuber stayed on scene too long in the sun and was fried. It was a long day he said, I’m whipped.
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posted on
06/22/2007 12:21:45 PM PDT
by
dblshot
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