Maybe this guy thought he was a member of the Fantastic Four?
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2 posted on
06/20/2007 11:25:45 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Another case of suicide by police.
3 posted on
06/20/2007 11:25:59 AM PDT by
AU72
To: DogByte6RER
I didn’t know tasers had a ‘Broil’ setting.
4 posted on
06/20/2007 11:27:31 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(Thompson 2008. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter 2008 (VP) Lifetime ACU Rating: 92)
To: DogByte6RER
“Officers used the gun after the man had poured gasoline over himself.”
To: DogByte6RER
Was he the drummer for “Spinal Tap,” by any chance?
7 posted on
06/20/2007 11:28:47 AM PDT by
xroadie
To: DogByte6RER
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
8 posted on
06/20/2007 11:29:37 AM PDT by
umgud
("When illegals are banned, only greedy businesses and welfare providers will have them)
To: DogByte6RER
They should have used one of these:
9 posted on
06/20/2007 11:29:41 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(http://www.imwithfred.com/)
To: DogByte6RER
their father had been threatening for months to burn himself and his house
Premature immolator?
10 posted on
06/20/2007 11:30:34 AM PDT by
texas_mrs
(It's an invasion, not immigration)
To: DogByte6RER
Time for a new warning label on those tasers.
12 posted on
06/20/2007 11:32:20 AM PDT by
lastchance
(Hug your babies.)
To: DogByte6RER
It was unclear whether Lopez had been charged with anything.
Would seem rather pointless, all things considered.
13 posted on
06/20/2007 11:34:05 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: DogByte6RER
14 posted on
06/20/2007 11:37:03 AM PDT by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom! Non-Sequitur = Pee Wee Herman.)
To: DogByte6RER
Wow, the next season of Myth Busters oughtta be interesting.
15 posted on
06/20/2007 11:37:48 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: DogByte6RER
after the man had poured gasoline over himself. minor little detail
"We don't know what ignited the fire," police said.
"at least, that is what our lawyer said to say."
16 posted on
06/20/2007 11:38:17 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
To: DogByte6RER
..stun guns emit an electric spark.....We don't know what ignited the fire," police said.
Good thing this cop isn't an ARSON INVESTIGATOR
20 posted on
06/20/2007 11:39:26 AM PDT by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: DogByte6RER
It was unclear whether Lopez had been charged with anything
Except 150,000 volts!
21 posted on
06/20/2007 11:39:26 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: DogByte6RER
Tasering people is funny until someone bursts into flames, then it’s still kinda funny.
22 posted on
06/20/2007 11:39:58 AM PDT by
DungeonMaster
(Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.)
To: DogByte6RER
We don't know what ignited the fire," police said. Hmmmm, I suspect this to be a lie.
23 posted on
06/20/2007 11:40:34 AM PDT by
American_Centurion
(No, I don't trust the government to automatically do the right thing.)
To: DogByte6RER
Police are investigating the firey death of a man who burst into flames after dousing himself in petrol and then being shot with a taser gun. Officers used the gun after the man had poured gasoline over himself.
....
"We don't know what ignited the fire," police said.
Doubt it was the lighter found on the porch.
24 posted on
06/20/2007 11:42:44 AM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: DogByte6RER
13:56pm Does military time need am and pm notation?
27 posted on
06/20/2007 11:44:22 AM PDT by
bird4four4
(Behead those who suggest Islam is violent!)
To: DogByte6RER
Let’s see, gasoline and electric spark - d’yuh think it might be the taser.
That said, sounds like death by cop to me.
28 posted on
06/20/2007 11:44:53 AM PDT by
Wicket
(God bless and protect our troops and God bless America)
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