Posted on 06/20/2007 10:45:26 AM PDT by SubGeniusX
I just received the transcript to my testimony before Congress earlier this month on Internet gambling.
I thought you might enjoy one of the odder exchanges I had at the hearing. The exchange was with Rep. Spence Bachus, and I guess this was supposed to be his "gotcha" question for me. To be honest, I was so floored by the sheer ignorance of the question, I didn't quite know how to respond. To set up the exchange, one of the points of contention during the hearing was the reliability of age verification systems. Enjoy.
Mr. Bachus: Mr. Balko, in your testimony, you sort ofyou talked about one of the brands you singled out for praise was FullTilt Poker?
Mr. Balko: Well, that was one of theit's one of the more reputable poker...
Mr. Bachus: One of the more reputable firms. Have you looked at their website?
Mr. Balko: Yes, I have.
Mr. Bachus: Did you readyou now, they have the biographies of some of the players, and you've seen those haven't you?
Mr. Balko: I'm familiar with several of the biographies of the top poker players, yes.
Mr. Bachus: Are you familiar with Ross Boatman's biography on their website?
Mr. Balko: No, I'm not.
Mr. Bachus: Let me tell you about him. [Reading from bio.] Ross was 10 years old when he played poker for the first time. His brother Barney, who is a little older than Ross, was playing with some friends, and after much pleading, they let him sit in.
His gambling career really didn't get started until a couple of years later, though, when he was 12 years old. Ross was too young and didn't have the money to play with those guysI guess they're talking about his 14-year-old brotherbut they let him sit and watch, and he learned plenty.
[Bachus, now looking at me.] I guess the verification system didn't work.
Mr. Balko [flummoxed]: I believe that all took place well before the age of Internet gambling, Congressman.
Mr. Bachus: Okay. Was it? I wonder why it's still on the site today.
This really is astonishingly dumb. Either Bachus is posturing and intentionally misleading people who don't know the difference between a guy who played poker with his brother 30 years ago and a website that lets kids gamble online (which in itself is dishonest) or he himself doesn't know the difference. Which is even scarier.
Bachus represents the northern part of the state. Basically, like all other congressional districts except ours, it’s dominated by Baptists, who apparently believe that a bingo hall is the precursor to the rise of the antichrist
Mr. Balko [flummoxed]: I believe that all took place well before the age of Internet gambling, Congressman.
Mr. Bachus: Okay. Was it? I wonder why it's still on the site today.
How do folks THIS STUPID get elected????
Poker and Libertarian Ping
LOL He probably po’ed some staffer and they fed him the question to ask, knowing he was too dumb to know the difference. Either that or it’s the first time he was allowed to think on his own. :)
I’m surprised at the surprise this guy has about the ignorance of nanny state politicians. If they had any sense, they could get a job in the private sector and quite feeding at the trough.
It’s a series of tubes!
There's something about living/working/drinking, etc. inside the Beltway that detaches them from reality or at the very least, their constituents.
Isn't democracy wonderful? Isn't universal suffrage even better?
Lordy mercy! and THESE idjits supposedly REPRESENT us! I waggeth my head in shame...
Sounds like the Mayor of New York in the TV series Spin City.
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