"See Bill, this little record machine is just like a taxpayer. By hitting it here and poking it there you can get it to sing while robbing it blind. Already this morning I've managed to sneak a dozen quarters out of this one without anybody knowing."
I saw this on Fox last night. For those who don’t know what the demonic duo are capable of, they will be sucked in...hook, line, and sinker. I have to say that it was a very good commercial, right down to “Chelsea’s car going up over the curb”.
Team Hillary has no originality.
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And to think that the first (and I pray to God, only) Clinton presidency was just as bad, if not worse, as the Sopranos finale— only 8 years long instead of an hour.
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"I wonder what Monica is up to?"
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The biggest problem, besides the fact that I almost tossed breakfast looking at it, is that this looks like one of those “yuppy diners” that infests Westchester (NY) and Fairfield (CT) counties to remind the “beautiful people” of what life must have been like for mummy and daddy before they made their millions ripping off the working folks. My guess is that the Hilda-beast was choosing between Wagner, Strauss and other good Nazi favorites on that jukebox.
At least the Sopranos went to what looks like a piece of the 50s culture that has thankfully managed to survive largely untouched!
WHAT, no fu*^#@*g ziti?
“You’re telling me that my wienie is smaller than this carrot?”
got this in an email (LOL)
Dear Abby
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other
two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview . She is a part time “working girl”.
All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest
with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Bill's thinking: "Damn, no babes, no ceegars, and I gotta eat carrots??? Maybe goin' along with Hil on the campaign trail wasn't such a good idea..."
Don't put another dime in the juke box. We don't want to hear that song no more!
So the question is, did they actually shoot these scenes together or did they come in seperately so they didn't have to come into actual contact with each other? Something to ponder and investigate.