I haven't seen such a good photo to caption in quite some time.
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06/15/2007 1:36:18 PM PDT by
toeknee32
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To: toeknee32; Constitution Day; Dumpster Baby; stainlessbanner
From the movie - Terrorist Office Space
”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Samir: Of course.
Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: Agreed
Lawrence Zulu: [from the next office through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.
Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: Who the F is that?
”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about them. There’re cool.
Meanwhile….
”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob “Chemical Ali” Porter: Don't... don't care?
”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my camel off and al-Qaida ships a few extra suicide bombers, I don't see another virgin; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different Mullahs right now.
Bob “Ali Mohammed” Slydell: I beg your pardon?
”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different Mullahs coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be blown up myself; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get beheaded.
Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to Allah, one of these days, I just kick this piece of camel doo doo out the window.
Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Milton: And I said, I don't care if they behead me either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the camels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the old AK47 to the new AK47, but I kept my old AK47 because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the old rounds and my suicide belt too and it's not okay because if they take my weapon then I'll set the building on fire...
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. 161 posted on
06/15/2007 5:55:34 PM PDT by
Caramelgal
(Rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words or superficial interpretations)
To: toeknee32
“I’m in yr call center, scaring yr customers.”
164 posted on
06/15/2007 7:11:01 PM PDT by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
To: toeknee32
"Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section, may we help you?"
"Yes we do have a rather unique acronym, but it is memorable and easier to pronounce.".
165 posted on
06/15/2007 7:21:21 PM PDT by
OESY
To: toeknee32
Harry Reid posting on his DU account.
168 posted on
06/15/2007 9:52:10 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
To: toeknee32
169 posted on
06/15/2007 9:52:10 PM PDT by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: toeknee32
“Hi honey, I’m working late tonight”
171 posted on
06/15/2007 11:35:45 PM PDT by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
To: toeknee32
“Hey guys, they got our picture on Free Republic”
172 posted on
06/15/2007 11:39:09 PM PDT by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
To: toeknee32
Hey Mohead come and look at your dream virgin: Wow! look at the size of that thing, Paris Hilton without panties.
174 posted on
06/15/2007 11:49:31 PM PDT by
OKIEDOC
(Kalifornia, DUNCAN or THOMPSON 08, ELECTION 2008, MOST IMPORTANT OF MY LIFE TIME)
To: toeknee32
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
175 posted on
06/15/2007 11:56:06 PM PDT by
Balata
(Save the planet. It's the only one with chocolate!)
To: 2ndDivisionVet; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; A knight without armor; aardvark1; albee; albertp; ...
Caption-A-Rama PING!
Please FReepmail me (ShorelineMike) to be added to, or removed from, the Caption-A-Rama PING list.
Also, please FReepmail me if you spot a juicy thread.
To: toeknee32
"Achmed, you @#$%! camper! Stop gibbing me at the respawn point!"
179 posted on
06/16/2007 8:26:02 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("My wife's credit cards were stolen. I didn't report the theft. Whoever had them was spending less.")
To: toeknee32
“Hmm...I wonder if they have mail order goats.”
To: toeknee32
“Emailing his support to CNN.com, CBS.com, ABC.com, NBC.com and MSNBC.com.”
To: toeknee32
“Now how do I send CNN the latest video of me killing an American so they can use it as propaganda to help us win this war?”
To: toeknee32
"Yay! eHarmony found three new matches for me!"
185 posted on
06/16/2007 9:11:20 AM PDT by
Rainbow Rising
(I made a list of Hillary's accomplishments. It almost filled up one whole piece of confetti.)
To: toeknee32
“Hey, Achmed! These filthy infidels have such good porn!”
To: toeknee32; ShorelineMike
"This infidel site, FreeRepublic.com, hates us like we hate them! But who in the Great Satan is 'Tourist Guy?'"
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