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CAPTION THIS! [Hamas security scanner]
Reuters ^ | June 15, 2007

Posted on 06/15/2007 10:54:16 AM PDT by Alouette

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1 posted on 06/15/2007 10:54:17 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: 1st-P-In-The-Pod; 2ndDivisionVet; A_Conservative_in_Cambridge; af_vet_rr; agrace; albyjimc2; ...
FReepMail to be added or removed from this pro-Israel/Judaic/Russian Jewry ping list.

Warning! This is a high-volume ping list.

2 posted on 06/15/2007 10:54:53 AM PDT by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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‘scuze me sir, you’ll need to step aside for further screening


3 posted on 06/15/2007 10:55:48 AM PDT by SwankyC
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That’s what WE should be doing!..........


4 posted on 06/15/2007 10:57:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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I REPEAT, STEP BACK AND PUT THE SIPPY CUP DOWN!

5 posted on 06/15/2007 10:59:04 AM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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To: Alouette

Peek-A-Booooooooo!


6 posted on 06/15/2007 11:00:34 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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“Not so fast, sir! Please go back and place your keys and watch in the basket and try again...”


7 posted on 06/15/2007 11:00:34 AM PDT by WrightOnTarget
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We here at the TSA are not, I repeat NOT, profiling anyone...now granny, come with the nice man with the rubber gloves on...


8 posted on 06/15/2007 11:00:40 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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X-Ray beam on ‘High’.


9 posted on 06/15/2007 11:01:03 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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I want to know how this Reuters photog. (this Mohammedan named “Ibraheem Abu Mustafa”) got close enough to this to be able to photograph it. I am sure he knows the gunman personally.


10 posted on 06/15/2007 11:01:20 AM PDT by nwrep
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You DID pull the plug on this thing, right Achmed?

ACHMED?!?!?!?


11 posted on 06/15/2007 11:02:02 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: nwrep

“Excuse me, Mr TSA Man...I cant put my wallet and keys thru the scanner because you have a man with a machine gun stuck in it”


12 posted on 06/15/2007 11:03:56 AM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (Illegal Alien Amnesty Is Anti-American)
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"Abdul, we will ship ourselves in these
mailed to the stupid American Congress".

13 posted on 06/15/2007 11:05:33 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: Alouette

No fingernail clippers or liquids, you may Board.

Pray for W and Our Troops


14 posted on 06/15/2007 11:06:24 AM PDT by bray (The co-clintons freed more bombers then they caught)
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"No problem, sir. Have a nice flight."

L

15 posted on 06/15/2007 11:06:40 AM PDT by Lurker (Comparing moderate islam to extremist islam is like comparing small pox to plague.)
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To: Alouette

[reference] Monty Python’s Life of Brian
[scene] Legion of Roman soldiers exiting 8x8 room
[screenshot] Sergeant holding wooden spoon.
[quote]
Sergeant:Found this spoon, sir.
Centurion: Well done, sergeant.


16 posted on 06/15/2007 11:11:24 AM PDT by Optimist (I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.)
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Sir, your carry-on is too large for the overhead bin. We are going to have to check it for you.


17 posted on 06/15/2007 11:11:39 AM PDT by nhoward14
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I wonder what the Red button does? Tee hee.


18 posted on 06/15/2007 11:12:21 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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“Yea turn it on, I DARE you”

Alternatively:

“Someone turn it on! Highest setting, spork weasel, FRY EM!”


19 posted on 06/15/2007 11:12:46 AM PDT by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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Drop ‘em and spread ‘em or I’ll blow your head off!


20 posted on 06/15/2007 11:18:09 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (Jimmuh Carter and James Baker can kiss my cold instant grits.)
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