Naked woman drives van into Culpeper (Va) bedroom

Fredericksburg (Va) Free Lance-Star ^ | 6/13/07 | Donnie Johnston - Staff Reporter

[MplsSteve]

OK, I understand that this is not the most news-worthy story that was posted on Free Republic today.

But I came across it while looking for Virginia primary election results.

Given the Freeper penchant for humor and one-liners, I decided to post it and see what happens.

Comments or opinions - anyone?

[RockinRight]

Must see pics of perpetrator before making a decision.

[utherdoul]

well if she’d been driving a whipped cream truck I’d be in heaven.

btw this thread is useless without pictures

[Still Thinking]

Naked woman drives van into Culpeper (Va) bedroom

Well, I'm usually naked in my bedroom, so I'm not sure what the big deal is. She just has an unconventional way of getting there.

[Nachoman]

Incidents like this almost never happen to me.

[July 4th]

33-year-old naked woman accused of ramming a U-Haul van into the bedroom

It's a lot easier to just pay for sex.

[JennysCool]

"At first, I tried to help her. But when I saw she was completely naked, I just went back in the house and called 911,"

911 lives for calls like that.

[Perdogg]

Reminds me of the line from Animal House:

“Thank you, God”

[Jemian]

No, you don’t need pics. You just need the bare facts.

[nhoward14]

Naked woman driving a U-Haul????

This must be the worst case scenario of forgetting something during a move.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Not too many drive-by naked women drivers in my neighborhood, but I’ll stay alert just in case. Usually it is illegal Hispanics sideswiping our cars.

And my wife wanted us to put in French doors in the bedroom. Now she might want to change her mind, and save me a lot of money.

[Enterprise]

"But when I saw she was completely naked, I just went back in the house and called 911 grabbed a condom."

[mylife]

A naked case of negligence

[cripplecreek]

Our Willie Green?

[PA Engineer]

Does a picture of the van count?

[Billthedrill]

Joyce Ann Herbert of Culpeper was charged with indecent exposure, driving with a suspended license, not wearing a seatbelt and driving without liability insurance, police Sgt. Scott Jenkins said.

Note to self: when next driving a moving van nekkid into somebody's house, remember to buckle up or you could get into trouble.

[nhoward14]

Apparently.... she’d hit it!!!

[jazusamo]

well if she’d been driving a whipped cream truck I’d be in heaven.

Could this be her?

[jebeier]

There’s Incall. There’s Outcall. And there’s Drive-Thru...

[colorado tanker]

“There are eight million stories in the naked city . . . .”