[MplsSteve]

OK, I understand that this is not the most news-worthy story that was posted on Free Republic today.

But I came across it while looking for Virginia primary election results.

Given the Freeper penchant for humor and one-liners, I decided to post it and see what happens.

Comments or opinions - anyone?

[RockinRight]

Must see pics of perpetrator before making a decision.

[utherdoul]

well if she’d been driving a whipped cream truck I’d be in heaven.

btw this thread is useless without pictures

[Still Thinking]

Naked woman drives van into Culpeper (Va) bedroom

Well, I'm usually naked in my bedroom, so I'm not sure what the big deal is. She just has an unconventional way of getting there.

[Nachoman]

Incidents like this almost never happen to me.

[July 4th]

33-year-old naked woman accused of ramming a U-Haul van into the bedroom

It's a lot easier to just pay for sex.

[JennysCool]

"At first, I tried to help her. But when I saw she was completely naked, I just went back in the house and called 911,"

911 lives for calls like that.

[Perdogg]

Reminds me of the line from Animal House:

“Thank you, God”

[nhoward14]

Naked woman driving a U-Haul????

This must be the worst case scenario of forgetting something during a move.

[Enterprise]

"But when I saw she was completely naked, I just went back in the house and called 911 grabbed a condom."

[mylife]

A naked case of negligence

[cripplecreek]

Our Willie Green?

[Billthedrill]

Joyce Ann Herbert of Culpeper was charged with indecent exposure, driving with a suspended license, not wearing a seatbelt and driving without liability insurance, police Sgt. Scott Jenkins said.

Note to self: when next driving a moving van nekkid into somebody's house, remember to buckle up or you could get into trouble.

[nhoward14]

Apparently.... she’d hit it!!!

[jebeier]

There’s Incall. There’s Outcall. And there’s Drive-Thru...

[colorado tanker]

“There are eight million stories in the naked city . . . .”

[Larry Lucido]

The homeowner described the perp as “a C-cup, maybe a D.” He was unable to provide eye color or facial description.

[familyop]

IIRC, people who eat too many illegal barbiturates tend to take their clothes off.

[elkfersupper]

I was wondering why I got stood up.

[JoeSixPack1]

...indecent exposure, driving with a suspended license, not wearing a seatbelt and driving without liability insurance,

Unclothed, unlicensed, unstrapped and uninsured.

When did Paris get out of jail?

[windsorknot]

“Desperate Housewives”.