Incidents like this almost never happen to me.
Not too many drive-by naked women drivers in my neighborhood, but I’ll stay alert just in case. Usually it is illegal Hispanics sideswiping our cars.
And my wife wanted us to put in French doors in the bedroom. Now she might want to change her mind, and save me a lot of money.
That’s no problem. Just rent a U-Haul, get naked and drive it through somebody’s wall. Then it happened to you!
After 30 years in LE I never, ever, not once got a naked woman call.