[weegee]

Lindsay Lohan pulled a gun on a drug dealer, according to her bodyguard

Sounds like her hired protection didn't have "her back".

And he's also acting as a snitch. He may find it harder to get future gigs if he's going to blab to the tabloids about what he sees.

[pissant]

If you find the lezbo pics, post ‘em.

[CzarNicky]

is that her new movie?

[nmh]

She’ll be dead soon ... drug overdose.

[DieHard the Hunter]

Some bodyguard, ay! Wanna hire him? Just call 1-800-RAT-FINK.

[gogeo]

Hmmm...I'd need to see some evidence.

Videos would do...

[theFIRMbss]

>Lindsay Lohan pulled a gun on a drug dealer

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Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

[Blind Eye Jones]

I think it’s a game. Lindsey can’t accept that she is not seen as messed up as Britney, who gets ALL the sympathy and media attention so, she has to out do her... without doing the Nicole thingy.

[TexasNative2000]

you won't believe what the actress has done

Nor will I care . . . . . .

[Clemenza]

Lesbian Sex, Guns, Drugs, Knives, Death Wish

What is, a movie theatre Marquee in Times Square circa 1974, Alex?

[NRA2BFree]

Tabloid gossip! He’s in it for the money so you can’t trust him to tell the truth!

[2harddrive]

WHAT?? No Pics???

[ChildOfThe60s]

[Maldarr]

Lindsay Lohan is already far worse(and much more dangerous) than Paris Hilton ever was.

Even without these new revelations.