Posted on 06/11/2007 2:10:19 PM PDT by Perdogg
Lindsay Lohan Revealed - Lindsay Lohan pulled a gun on a drug dealer, according to her bodyguard, who wants to do a tell-all on Lindsay Lohan's disturbing behavior.
The bodyguard, Lee Weaver, will be revealing juicy details on LiLo's party-girl lifestyle, and you won't believe what the actress has done.
Weaver says: "I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is."
(Excerpt) Read more at postchronicle.com ...
LOL!
Well, it’s almost a cliche, but young Hollywood is out of control. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie are all in trouble at the same time. A critical mass of young stars are all facing big trouble.
If any good can come of all the publicity, it could be to make other people think twice about drugs and drinking, and that even people who seems to have it all have character flaws which cause them major life problems.
> She probably threw him under the bus.
And so he climbed back out and threw himself back under the bus a second time, for good measure.
I can’t imagine people will be clamboring for his services after this. He gets a one-time fee for the story and then what? His career as a bodyguard doesn’t look too bright...
Actually there are plenty of young female stars who are not strung out on drugs or wallowing in the gutter. They’re working, making films. Take for instance Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, Michele Trachtenberg, and Kirsten Dunst.
Yep. My dead pool picks for this year are Lindsey, Nicole Ritchie, and George Michael.
I'm sure the drunk driving and the tirades against Jews had nothing to do with that.
Actually there are plenty of young female stars who are not strung out on drugs or wallowing in the gutter. They’re working, making films. Take for instance Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, Michele Trachtenberg, and Kirsten Dunst
I dated them all
Videos would do...
will autographed panties suffice????
which end is for the girls????????????
Kirsten Dunst clean-living? You gotta be kidding. She is an A-number-one skank.
Kirsten is no saint but she’s starring in movies and not puking in the back of limos. Are you sure you’re not thinking of Scarlett Johansson? She’s a walking sperm bank and gets an AIDS test every 3 months.
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Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Ms. Bannie
Nor will I care . . . . . .
LOLOL. You’d make a wisecrack to the devil.
What is, a movie theatre Marquee in Times Square circa 1974, Alex?
Yep. I’m male. LOL
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