Caught red-handed.
Posted on 06/11/2007 12:24:19 PM PDT by SmithL
Marshalltown, Iowa (AP) -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.
"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face."
Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, . . .
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At least she won’t get off Scott-free.
It's gone to the same place as those rolls of tissue.
The Jimmy Castor Bunch thanks you. :-)
The irony of it all is that she was at the courthouse to get her name legally changed to Suzanne Marie.
Sometimes, life tells the jokes for us.
Caught red-handed.
This will go on her cra . . . her rap sheet.
I’m thinking: odds are she has a rock and scissor stash somewhere, too ;p
I don't like Miz Butts. And I'm not lying, either.
LOL
Guilty!!!!
I wonder what her husband Harry thinks of all this?
what an ass
Crack addict?
Pls dont stealz the charminz
Probably about to crack under all the pressure.
Actually that’s her father Dr Seymour Butts, she has a sister named Rosie and a brother named Harry, as I recall from elementary school.;9)
This thread kicks Butts!
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