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My parents had a dog that was so damn smart you had to spell certain things out in front of it. I mean, it was spooky. I came to visit and she warned me, "Don't touch Tsar's T-O-Y-S, or he'll go nuts."

I said, "Mom, you're spelling in front of a dog."

She insisted he understood the word, so I turned to him (he was just a little dog) and said calmly, with as little inflection as I could, "Tsar, I'm going to get your toys."

That dog went nuts. "BARARARARAR! BARARARARAR!" He ran over to his toys and stood over them, glaring at me. Over the course of the week I learned that you had to spell toys, car, out, and ice cream in front of him if you didn't want to set him off.

And I do not say this in a sentimental cloud of mush; I hated that little mutt. My parents loved him beyond measure. My sisters and I used to joke, "Stay on Tsar's good side, because he's going to inherit everything."

Thankfully, I outlived him. But anyway, he was freaky smart.

16 posted on 06/10/2007 8:50:48 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady
My parents had a dog that was so damn smart you had to spell certain things out in front of it. I mean, it was spooky. I came to visit and she warned me, "Don't touch Tsar's T-O-Y-S, or he'll go nuts."

I've got one you have to spell in front of. He's smarter than some of my kids.:<(

18 posted on 06/10/2007 8:55:38 AM PDT by AuntB (" It takes more than walking across the border to be an American." Duncan Hunter)
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To: A_perfect_lady

All you had to do to set my Beagles off was say “rabbit”.
Then they began learning to spell.


23 posted on 06/10/2007 9:14:04 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: A_perfect_lady

My parents’ dog not only knows what “walk” is, but she knows what “w-a-l-k” is.

She’s a lab and apparently has not learned what “l-a-k-e” means yet.


27 posted on 06/10/2007 9:59:01 AM PDT by ahayes ("Impenetrability! That's what I say!")
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To: A_perfect_lady

I have a dog who knows what “beer” is (she absolutely loves beer), and eventually figured out that “b-e-e-r” spells “beer” as well. She’s a smart dog.


30 posted on 06/10/2007 10:32:03 AM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
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To: A_perfect_lady

That’s nothing.....we had a dog..a cocker....who, when he was a year old, as I was preparing for work (I worked swing shift for a high tech co at the time) came to see me in the bathroom.....I said, “Gus, where’s my watch”....just casually, talking to him, as he and I were the only ones home.....my watch had been missing for a few days. Well....he left, and returned a minute later....WITH MY WATCH!!!

We now have a dog that we spell in front of IF we don’t want her to know something. She has quite the vocabulary understanding!

I think a lot of it depends on training.


31 posted on 06/10/2007 10:48:41 AM PDT by goodnesswins (Being Challenged BuildsCharacter! Being Coddled Destroys Character!)
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We have had dogs who understand certain spelled words. They would have figured out very quickly that t-0-y spelled toy. I think the words were b-a-l-l and r-i-d-e among others.


33 posted on 06/10/2007 11:46:48 AM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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I had to spell in front of my dog too until she got so old that she was stone deaf. then she learned body language. With her it was "bird, bone, out, treat, dog." She was a Golden. My current Golden is so mellow,he just communicates with body language -- mine and his. He doesn't even bark or whine.


45 posted on 06/11/2007 8:20:30 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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We have a 7-year-old miniature Schnauzer named Kramer — hands down the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. My husband agrees and so do many of our friends. We have been spelling words in front of him for a loooong time now. Especially t-r-e-a-t and b-o-a-t-r-i-d-e and b-a-t-h and we’re pretty sure he knows the spellings now. G-r-e-e-n-i-e is the newest spelling which happens to be his favorite treats.

He knows the names of all of his toys and will go and get them when we ask - even a toy that he hasn’t played with in a long time. One night my daughter and I were watching the movie “E.T.” and talking about it — a few moments later in comes Kramer with his “alien” toy. We were amazed! Another time we were watching “The Devil Wears Prada” — and not talking about it — yet in trots Kramer with his “shoe” which is a plush high-heeled shoe! (Don’t ask...)

He watches dogs on TV. When we go for a boat ride around the lake, he knows were all the dogs live and will jump to his seat in the boat to scan the shore as we drive by in hopes of seeing one of his friends. He especially likes a house that also has 2 miniature Schnauzers and will bark and wag his tail before we even get there. Can he know they are the same breed?? Weird!

Yet - as SMART as this guy is - he doesn’t get it when we say “NO BARK” and he never will. He will go bark-crazy when one of us comes into the house whether we have been gone for 3 days or only 3 minutes to get the mail.


59 posted on 06/12/2007 1:06:27 PM PDT by RightFin
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