[garyhope]

First you put on your Cheesehead hat, then you hire Pamela Anderson to come to your house, give her a pair of tweezers and have her pull all the little tiny bones out of your sardines while you drink beer and watch her work.

Go ahead and eat the sardines, bones and all. Some mustard and thin sliced onions with them would be nice. And a lot of BEER!

[Tainan]

1st - get a cracker. Ritz or saltine...your choice.
Next, put some horseradish, just a smear, on the cracker.
Then lay some of the sardine on.
On top of the sardine put a dab or either sweet relish or some whole grain type(PouPon?) mustard.

Now open yer pie hole and eat it! Bones and all!

Followed by a beverage of your choice.

Repeat as desired