Posted on 06/06/2007 6:25:14 AM PDT by Liz
Edited on 06/06/2007 6:26:38 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
A Harlem man has filed suit against the makers of the nutritional drink Boost, charging that the protein shake gave him the wrong kind of lift. Christopher Woods said that drinking cans of Boost Plus Nutritional Energy Drink left him with an erection that wouldn't go away. He said he had to undergo two medical procedures and as a result, he's now partially impotent. The case dates to June 2004, which is when he said his mother bought him a case of the protein drink in hopes he would bulk up. "It was supposed to be a health supplement," he said....... - and soon had a very visible side effect..."It was awful. It was painful. I would always wear jeans, but it was hard to go out, so I had to buy some sweatpants"
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Why did he keep drinking it?
ROTFL---no more calls please---we have a winner.
His mother bought him a case of the stuff-—and she kept nagging and nagging and nagging the guy.........
What’s up?
The defense is simple: “Our name says it all.”
You ?
“Why did he keep drinking it?”
Wouldn’t you?
Depends on which day of his 'problem' he is asked about?
Yeah, but the “boost” went to the wrong place. Nice try though.
Rename the drink ...Wood’s woodie
...”It was awful. It was painful.
Sounds like the homo who was abducted by aliens. The large breasted female aliens raped him. He used the same words to describe his experience. Oprah was sympathetic but all the guys were laughing their arses off...
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