A bit later the owner came in the bar and offered the job to ME. I was supposed to just dive into the pool, swim to the other side, and some chick would pull me out. In exchange I would get my bar tab and restaurant tab picked up for a couple of evenings. I agreed and eventually did do that commercial. (It was only on some UHF station so it was no big deal.)
Well, that ENRAGED Ed the Midget who thought the commercial bit would be offered to him. And that is why Ed the Midget viciously attacked me by kicking my legs over and over again. And that damn monstrous midget KNEW I wouldn't strike back because I was scared of coming across in public as some heartless guy who beat up on a midget.
When midgets attack, there is NO defense against them.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never fight a midget. They ain’t but so tall, and midgets bite.
Shin guards and a good protective cup...
Do you realize how FEW people have survived midget attacks and can say that?