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Climbing midget ping!

Here is why Ed the Midget was pissed off at me. Years ago, when I had less of a stomach and more on my head, I used to hang out at a Holiday Inn bar in Miami. That was also the hangout of Ed the Midget who was in showbiz (a lot of midgets are). Well, Ed used to love to hold court telling all sorts of showbiz stories. One night the bartender told us that the manager/owner of that motel wanted to give one of us a job to be in a commercial for the motel/hotel. Right away Ed the Midget started telling us how he was looking forward to doing that commercial.

A bit later the owner came in the bar and offered the job to ME. I was supposed to just dive into the pool, swim to the other side, and some chick would pull me out. In exchange I would get my bar tab and restaurant tab picked up for a couple of evenings. I agreed and eventually did do that commercial. (It was only on some UHF station so it was no big deal.)

Well, that ENRAGED Ed the Midget who thought the commercial bit would be offered to him. And that is why Ed the Midget viciously attacked me by kicking my legs over and over again. And that damn monstrous midget KNEW I wouldn't strike back because I was scared of coming across in public as some heartless guy who beat up on a midget.

When midgets attack, there is NO defense against them.

With all the police brutality stories that show up on FR and elsewhere, it's nice to be reminded that there are cops who go out of their way to help people.

And yes, the clip is funny.