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To: Red Badger
WOW! Porn at the speed of........LIVE!.........

At the speed they're talking, it wouldn't so much be porn as a sneak attack that left you weak, confused and needing a moist towelette.

I think I'll stick to good old fashioned cave paintings of naked women. It's safer.
18 posted on 05/21/2007 7:56:09 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

Cave paintings were essentially “Shopping Lists” for cavemen from the cave women. “Bring THIS home for supper!”....and “This is HOW you do it!”.............


19 posted on 05/21/2007 7:57:51 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg; Red Badger

Cave Drawings were community forums before string and tin cans were invented...


33 posted on 05/21/2007 8:53:10 AM PDT by tubebender (Watching grass dry and mowing the paint since 1933...)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

Pay-per-view.

Just to think only a few years ago it was paper view!

< }B^)


38 posted on 05/21/2007 10:29:40 AM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on paid leave, pending the deportation hearing.)
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