Really.
I don't quite know what to say.
Anyone missing a pair of blue panties?
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To: Sleeping Beauty
Is that a pistol shaped lighter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2 posted on
05/10/2007 9:43:05 PM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: Sleeping Beauty
petit larceny I'm sure it's just a typo, but it's fresh and works for me.
3 posted on
05/10/2007 9:44:45 PM PDT by
Ieatfrijoles
("Some hams hanging in the kitchen were taken out for burial")
To: Sleeping Beauty
And I thought panties on the head was a torture technique...
8 posted on
05/10/2007 9:52:41 PM PDT by
endthematrix
(a globalized and integrated world - which is coming, one way or the other. - Hillary)
To: Sleeping Beauty
There’s more:
“Wines, 22, was arraigned on a misdemeanor count of petit larceny, stemming from the alleged theft of a tire from a Pointer Way residence.
According to a complaint filed by West Virginia State Police trooper P.S. Kennedy, Wines told police he “dozed off” in the Jeep while Stephenson was inside the ROCS store.
Wines said Stephenson was “flipping out” when they left the parking lot and indicated they had been drinking alcohol earlier, according to Kennedy’s complaint.
From ROCS, Wines told police they drove to the Sheetz at the intersection of U.S. 11 and W.Va. 51, where the Jeep struck a curb, flattening one of its tires.
Wines said Stephenson then drove the car down a side street to get another tire, according to Kennedy’s complaint.
A witness there told police he saw two men changing a tire outside his residence, and police later discovered the tire was stolen from another vehicle parked nearby.
The witness told police he saw Wines lift the Jeep up to help change the tire.
In Stephenson’s pants pocket, police later found three lug nuts belonging to the victim of the tire theft and a cigarette lighter designed to look like a pistol, police said.
The underwear was found between the Sheetz and a neighboring car lot by Berkeley County Sheriff’s Department Deputy C. McCulley, who along with State Police trooper J.B. Flanigan, assisted Schuessler with the investigation.
9 posted on
05/10/2007 9:58:05 PM PDT by
endthematrix
(a globalized and integrated world - which is coming, one way or the other. - Hillary)
To: Sleeping Beauty; aculeus; Larry Lucido; Thinkin' Gal; Petronski; Billthedrill; martin_fierro; ...
A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women's underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter ... Police later charged Steven Clay Stephenson, 34, of Ranson ...Falls short of perfection by one lousy vowel.
12 posted on
05/10/2007 10:02:29 PM PDT by
dighton
To: Sleeping Beauty
13 posted on
05/10/2007 10:04:24 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Sleeping Beauty
Abu Ghraib meets inspector Clouseau.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Cheers!
15 posted on
05/10/2007 10:06:15 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Sleeping Beauty
a pair of blue women's underwear The blue woman whose underwear they took:
To: Sleeping Beauty
a botched robbery of a convenience store "Botch set me up."
To: Sleeping Beauty
To: Sleeping Beauty
Stephenson is charged with nighttime burglary. . . . If only they had tried this during the daytime. . . .
To: Sleeping Beauty; mikrofon; martin_fierro
He was being held Thursday. . . . Poor guy needed a hug.
To: Sleeping Beauty
Truly an episode for Cops.
28 posted on
05/10/2007 10:36:47 PM PDT by
afnamvet
(It is what it is)
To: Sleeping Beauty
Police later charged Steven Clay Stephenson. . . . They ought to charge his parents.
To: Sleeping Beauty
Laughing so hard I’m gonna wake the family up.
What does a guy do when he’s obviously too stupid to hold down and job and too stupid to steal?
To: Sleeping Beauty
Peekaboo blue panties? ;-P
42 posted on
05/11/2007 5:02:13 AM PDT by
MortMan
(Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.)
To: Sleeping Beauty
I hope it wasn’t Sheryl Crow’s panties......no, wait. Those are brown and yellow. Nevermind.
53 posted on
05/11/2007 6:42:28 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(All the credentials in the world posted on the wall will not make a person a decent human being.)
To: Sleeping Beauty
Great story!!! And no mention of skid marks. PHEW!
60 posted on
05/11/2007 7:54:26 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.)
To: Sleeping Beauty
Captain Underpants to the Rescue!
63 posted on
05/11/2007 8:14:28 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Sleeping Beauty
at least he didn’t wear a pink lacy thong on his head.
68 posted on
05/11/2007 10:23:25 AM PDT by
marsapan
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