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Man chops off head with chainsaw
The Sydney Morning Herald. ^
| May 9, 2007 - 7:49AM
Posted on 05/09/2007 5:15:09 PM PDT by Garvin
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To: martin_fierro
ping. I dunno what to make of this one, but thought maybe you would get a chuckle.
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posted on
05/09/2007 6:15:58 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: dashing doofus
No greenhouse gas emissions.Ah, but how was the electricity generated?
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posted on
05/09/2007 6:19:01 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Garvin
I wonder if he said the usual “hold my beer and watch this”?
I assume he didn’t finish his beer.
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posted on
05/09/2007 9:49:32 PM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: cripplecreek
To: caseinpoint
“Fox has a story of a man who cut off his mother’s head with a chainsaw and died trying to do the same to himself.”
You mean he was unable to complete the task?
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posted on
05/10/2007 3:59:19 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Vigilanteman
True. I know they have alot of nuclear in France, I think they do in Deutschland also.
I can just picture the psycho: “Und jetzt, schneide ich meinen Kopf ab.”
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posted on
05/10/2007 5:34:21 AM PDT
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: Jet Jaguar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Under the Not-A-Ping-List Ping List charter, I am legally requied to ping any story with the word "chainsaw" in the title.
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posted on
05/10/2007 6:09:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/10/2007 6:10:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
To: Garvin
Bad headline. Saws by definition do not chop.
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posted on
05/10/2007 6:31:08 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
To: garyhope
"I don’t want to burn to death in a gasoline tanker explosion and I also don’t want to chop my own head off with a chainsaw. I hate it when that happens.
"How do you even do that? Gotta hurt like heck."
Not for long . . .
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posted on
05/10/2007 6:40:02 AM PDT
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
To: garyhope
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
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posted on
05/10/2007 6:57:29 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(You have to defile a mummy completely, or they come back to life. You know that.)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
05/10/2007 7:01:49 AM PDT
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: caver
I didn’t go into the details but apparently, no, he didn’t quite finish the job before the quitting whistle blew.
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posted on
05/10/2007 7:22:30 AM PDT
by
caseinpoint
(Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
To: caseinpoint
Hah! I thought it was funny the way you stated it. The guy tried to cut off his head with a chainsaw, but failed, so he died anyway.
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posted on
05/10/2007 7:27:00 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Garvin
How does one chop ones own head off? I mean really? Once the spine is severed.... Blood loss, I mean really? Is that even possible?
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posted on
05/10/2007 7:57:25 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
To: Red_Devil 232
Now there is a logical answer!
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posted on
05/10/2007 7:58:14 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
To: Slings and Arrows; Garvin
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posted on
05/10/2007 9:29:36 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Garvin; Slings and Arrows
"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said. Those dectectives are sharp: no one saw it happen, they can't link anyone else to the deaths, so Sonny did it himself.
Their chain of reasoning is electrifying, proving they can chop logic with the best.
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posted on
05/10/2007 9:37:42 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: Vor Lady
Saws by definition do not chop. You use your saw your way, and...
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posted on
05/10/2007 9:42:00 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: ApplegateRanch
LOL! I guess whatever works!
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posted on
05/10/2007 10:04:41 AM PDT
by
Vor Lady
(When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
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