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1 posted on 05/09/2007 2:59:59 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
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I’m going to start a petition urging Big Bertha the Horny Lesbian Biker Bitch to make Ms. Hilton’s acquaintance in the slammer.


36 posted on 05/09/2007 3:12:36 PM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
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She just seems to make a bigger jerk of herself with each step she takes. I’d prefer her to have 1000 hours of duty at a Senior Citizens home. It might shake her with some sense of realty.


37 posted on 05/09/2007 3:12:43 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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Paris, the shark has been jumped,
and your time is up!


39 posted on 05/09/2007 3:13:57 PM PDT by quark
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I really think that an advocacy group for the terminally stupid is way overdue and now is the time to found one.

My dog would be lost in jail and no one in his right mind would order him there, how can we treat even more helpless creatures that way?


43 posted on 05/09/2007 3:16:27 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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Send her to Gitmo.

OUR guys will "keep an eye on her".

45 posted on 05/09/2007 3:18:21 PM PDT by jaz.357 (...diagonally parked in a parallel universe.)
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Another spoiled rotten brat trying to weasel her way out of jail.

You gotta love it.


52 posted on 05/09/2007 3:22:52 PM PDT by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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I think it would be unfair to the other inmates. No telling what they might catch from her.


58 posted on 05/09/2007 3:25:53 PM PDT by all the best
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"My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it.

I don`t know who corrected this, but yesterday she spelled "sign" as "sihn". I mean of course, the G sounds like an H! Like oh my gawd! Gag me with a spoon! Like that`s how you must spell it!

60 posted on 05/09/2007 3:28:05 PM PDT by Screamname (The only reason time exists is so everything doesn`t happen all at once - Albert Einstein)
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Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail -

Storm the Bastille my adoring fans .... and you can eat cake afterwards you feelthy peasants.

61 posted on 05/09/2007 3:29:41 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Killing all of your enemies without mercy is the only sure way of sleeping soundly at night.)
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I say that she has been a very bad girl and needs to be punished.

Bathe her and bring her to me.

62 posted on 05/09/2007 3:30:43 PM PDT by usurper (Spelling or grammatical errors in this post can be attributed to the LA City School System)
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"She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

The scary thing is, she REALLY believes this. Paris baby, all you bring to our lives is amusement and we ain't laughing with you - we're laughing at you.

63 posted on 05/09/2007 3:31:38 PM PDT by joebuck
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Pardon me, I thought this was a conservative forum!

Who cares about an arrogant socialite prostitude?


64 posted on 05/09/2007 3:35:09 PM PDT by Sen Jack S. Fogbound ( We don't call 911 here! We just shoot 'em!)
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Is her mommy paying the petitioners?


67 posted on 05/09/2007 3:39:04 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (Madeline Albright ZaPeezda)
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Is there a companion petition to lock her up?


68 posted on 05/09/2007 3:39:19 PM PDT by dalereed
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70 posted on 05/09/2007 3:43:54 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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PPPPPP

Poor, Poor, Pitiful, Pampered, Paris the Prisoner.

Gag me with a spoon over this bottomless pit of depraved American culture. She or it, is worthy of media attention, why? She is ugly, skinny, dumb, and has the I.Q. of a chimpanzee. Is she famous because she is famous? Dear Lord...we are doomed...No...we deserve to be doomed. Many of us, anyway.


71 posted on 05/09/2007 3:44:29 PM PDT by mutley
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She provides hope (debauchery) for young people (skanks) all over the US and the world. She provides beauty (gonorrhea) and excitement (syphilis) to (most of) our otherwise mundane (moral) lives.
80 posted on 05/09/2007 4:15:57 PM PDT by stinkerpot65
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http://www.savethebaldbeaver.org

81 posted on 05/09/2007 4:59:18 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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