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I Married a Neanderthal
JSOnline vis WAPO ^ | April 30, 2007 | Marc Kaufman

Posted on 05/01/2007 6:30:29 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

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To: SunkenCiv

“Both groups would seem to us dirty and smelly but, cleaned up, we would understand both to be human.”

And now every other TV commercial tells men they have to drench themselves with perfume to get women to come anywhere near them.


21 posted on 05/02/2007 7:43:52 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Because the sampling remains limited, evolutionary geneticists generally do not say their findings settle the matter, though an ongoing mapping of the Neanderthal genome by European researchers may change the equation.”

I don’t think that most people would notice any difference between a shaved, washed, dressed Neanderthal and a modern man other than that the Neaderthal would appear much stronger than average with some “primitive” facial features.

If there was a reason modern man and Neanderthals did not interbreed successully, that fact must be related to some gological and climatological factor, not a purely biological one.


22 posted on 05/02/2007 7:59:30 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: Salamander

I use Nestle’s Quik. Something about the scent of chocolate makes me irresistable.


23 posted on 05/02/2007 8:01:49 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Saturday, April 28, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
There once was a young man named Dave

Who kept a Neanderthal in a cave....

Nahh, it doesn't quite work.

24 posted on 05/02/2007 8:11:29 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: SunkenCiv

Ooooooh, yeah......>:-]


25 posted on 05/02/2007 8:12:30 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Homo Sapiens whipped the Neadertal’s collective butts, killed the males, and mated with the females. Whether, or not, offspring resulted may be open to question.

But that they mated is not. Men have been known to mate with ducks, goats, and walruses. How bad can a Neadertal cutie actually be?

26 posted on 05/02/2007 10:46:14 AM PDT by chesley ("Socialism" - The devil made them do it..)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

The question I have about the theory is that it seemingly ignores the question of why the Neanderthals apparently didn’t mate with homo sapiens females.

If you saw Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 B.C. or read about Ayla in the Clan of the Cave Bear then you’d really wonder about that. Maybe homo sapiens women smelled funny.

(i’m not going there)


27 posted on 05/02/2007 11:34:44 AM PDT by wildbill
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

My husband says, “Us cavemen don’t find that very humorous.” I always laugh at the ones where he’s in the psychiatrist’s office.


28 posted on 05/02/2007 11:37:08 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: rrc
neanderthals get the bad rap, they were no less human than you or i.....

My Neanderthal is also very intelligent and very cute in an ape-like kind of way.

29 posted on 05/02/2007 11:39:13 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: James W. Fannin

Hey - I am a PROUD “process neanderthal”. Just ask the program managers in my aerospace company!!! (I work in product certification) ;-P


30 posted on 05/02/2007 11:53:29 AM PDT by MortMan (Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Both groups would seem to us dirty and smelly...”
—Oh?

“Humans today still should have some Neanderthal genes.”
—But we don’t.

“...the unanswered question of why Neanderthals died out is even more puzzling...”
—Possibly mating with Cro-Magnons did not produce viable offspring.


31 posted on 05/02/2007 3:40:19 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: HungarianGypsy
Since those caveman commercials on TV started we have spotted cavemen ever where we go. A few cavewomen too. It’s sort of our new hobby. Yeah, I know, we’re weird. %;0)
32 posted on 05/02/2007 3:49:09 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: rainbow sprinkles

LOL! That’s adorable.

You know...we have FOUR lawn mowers; three push-types and one rider. Why don’t ANY of them work? I’ll have to ask the Neanderthal I married, LOL!


33 posted on 05/02/2007 4:48:39 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: HungarianGypsy

“I always laugh at the ones where he’s in the psychiatrist’s office.”

Yeah...I crack up when he’s text-messaging his Mother during his therapy sessions, LOL!


34 posted on 05/02/2007 4:50:52 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: leda

Ever seen Chris complain of the cold?


35 posted on 05/02/2007 4:57:03 PM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: SunkenCiv; leda

I was born with that bone, and a protruding brow ridge, and too many teeth, and my brain is bigger than yours...;)


36 posted on 05/02/2007 4:59:44 PM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: Continental Soldier

Red hair is a Neanderthal gene.

Know any redheads?

Not cro-magnum, homo sapiens sapiens.


37 posted on 05/02/2007 5:03:14 PM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: patton

you mean our kiddo who would stay outside in
3+ft of michigan snow all day? nope, never!


38 posted on 05/02/2007 5:28:37 PM PDT by leda (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: patton
Know any redheads?

i know quite a few :)
39 posted on 05/02/2007 5:29:57 PM PDT by leda (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: patton
I was born with that bone, and a protruding brow ridge

yep!

and too many teeth

yep!

and my brain is bigger than yours...;)

well, i dunno about that!
40 posted on 05/02/2007 5:32:40 PM PDT by leda (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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