Sexual intercourse. So easy a caveman can do it.
This is an example of how absolutely useless our major news networks have become...
Sexual intercourse. So easy a caveman can do it.
Hmmm. Now I will watch the Geico commercials in a new light.
No agenda here, nope.
And the evidence for his theories? Certainly Fox doesn't give any.
I wonder if this microbrewery is his website?
The article said — “He may have come down from the trees, but prehistoric man did not stop swinging. New research into Stone Age humans has argued that, far from having intercourse simply to reproduce, they had sex for fun.”
I guess they don’t believe in the book of Genesis, then. It’s presented a bit differently there.
Honey, I’m just building cultural ties with the new neighbors...
That got me thinking. Suppose, instead of being predecessors, they are successors -- that is, they are what humans become, over a long enough course of generations, if unredeemed, if left to their own predilection to turn away from their Creator.
Hey, it was just a thought.
And this know this..how?????? And why should we care?
Direct evidence?
What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men...
cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes. Let’s take the average
cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he’d get up,
try to do his thing. He’d begin to move, something like this:
“Dance...dance”. When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look
in the mirror: “Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
woman gotta find a woman”. He’d go down to the lake where all the
woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He’d look
around and just reach in and grab one. “Come here...come here”.
He’d grab her by the hair. You can’t do that today, fellas, cause
it might come off. You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d
be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,
wet and frightened. He said: “Move...move”. She got up. She was a
big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
of the Butt sisters. He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:
“Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!”. She looked down on him.
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
(falsetto):
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. He said: “Wha?”. She said (falsetto):
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. You know what he said? He started it way
back then. I wouldn’t lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy” he said “Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh
Ping...but I don’t know why...
Heck, why not? Bonobos have sex for fun all the time - literally! - so primitive man probably had it pretty well figured out, too.
lol
Just think! This is a perfect example of humans engaged in monkey business.
“Experts believe research such as Taylor’s may help overturn false assumptions that sex for the purposes of reproduction is the form closest to nature.”
You know what else is closest to nature, eating raw meat, drinking water from scum filled ponds, doing your business in the wilderness, and even resorting to canabalism? Why would we want to be like nature or uncivilized men?
That is about the most irrational bunch of conclusions a person could reach for.
I lose more respect for Fox as each day goes by.