[TommyDale]

Next they will be provided handguns.

[sticker]

this is nothing new, my father had an AKC registered Short Hair Pointer that he had to give tranquilizers before we went hunting

[andy58-in-nh]

I liked the chicken better.

[Jeff Chandler]

Prozac? For dogs? Ridiculous!

Take the beast for a walk or a car ride. Throw a stick. If all else fails, buy it some beef jerky.

[David_G_Burnet]

Whenever I read these stories, I always think of Sam Kinison's routine about a lady who says she thinks her dog is depressed and is going to take it to a dog psychologist.

Sam, scoffing at the concept, volunteers to cure the dog for her, pantomimes taking the dog by the leash into a back room, closes the door, then starts beating the dog with the leash screaming, in that inimitable voice of his:

"YOU'RE A F---ING DOG ! YOU'RE A F---ING DOG ! YEAARRGHH"

Then goes out an collects his fee.

You kinda had to be there, but it was hilarious.

In light of recent horrific events, it might seem harsh, but whenever I hear "Grief Counselors" mentioned in the news, I think of Sam Kinison.

[Slings and Arrows]

Doggie dope fiend ping!

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd have laughed about dogs really needing psychiatric meds two years ago... but I really do wonder about our Homer...

Ping!

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[potlatch]

Oh my! As if the poor dogs understand what’s killing them. I think it’s the pet owners who need the Prozac!

[Lurking Libertarian]

Anyone remember the Saturday Night Live routine about “Doggy Downers” and “Puppy Uppers”?

[RepoGirl]

Dog prozac... yeesh.

I think a better remedy would be to get all scritchy spots workin' and a good twenty minute bout of rough housing or tug' o war.

[SunkenCiv]

it’s only a matter of time...

Deworming Pill Is Clubbers’ New Drug [animal deworming tablet is new drug of choice by clubbers]
skynews | 04-27-2007 | staff writer
Posted on 04/27/2007 10:59:43 AM EDT by bedolido
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