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Naked porn-surfing Army recruiter arrested
Breitbart via Drudge Report ^ | April 24, 2007 | AP

Posted on 04/24/2007 4:27:51 PM PDT by RDTF

HACKETTSTOWN, N.J., April 24 (UPI) -- A U.S. Army recruiter in Hackettstown, N.J. is charged with stripping naked, entering a home and surfing Internet pornography sites.

Court records said Jerry Mahaffey, 26, was charged early Saturday morning when police received a call about an intruder bleeding from cuts, the Eastern (Pa.) Express-Times reported Tuesday.

Jorge Arevalo said he was asleep and kept hearing noises but assumed it was his roommate. But then he heard his roommate outside and noises in the house, and called police.

Arevalo said the man had four porn sites minimized on the computer monitor and refused to speak.

However, police got him talking and learned he'd left his clothing behind a nearby bar, and explained his injuries by saying he had been in a fight.

Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.

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Ya can't make this stuff up
1 posted on 04/24/2007 4:27:52 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: RDTF

Wow. Just wow.......


2 posted on 04/24/2007 4:29:11 PM PDT by roaddog727 (BullS##t does not get bridges built)
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To: RDTF

I suspect that this may have a negative effect on his career progression - just a guess.


3 posted on 04/24/2007 4:31:38 PM PDT by centurion316 (Democrats - Supporting Al Qaida Worldwide)
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To: RDTF
It just had to be NJ didn't it?

Ever since McGreevey this happens in our neighborhood, two or three times a week.

4 posted on 04/24/2007 4:31:44 PM PDT by tcostell (MOLON LABE)
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To: RDTF

That article gets “title of the day” award.


5 posted on 04/24/2007 4:35:56 PM PDT by BlackVeil
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To: RDTF
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Was it wrong to have done that?
6 posted on 04/24/2007 4:36:00 PM PDT by Freedom_Fighter_2001
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To: kalee

but what does his profession have to do with it? Had he been a construction worker, would the headline have been
“Naked porn-surfing construction worker arrested”?

Back on topic...how did he manage to get from the bar to someone’s house nakie? LOL If he had been in a fight at the bar, one would think that someone would have noticed him going naturist and wandering off down the street...LOL Nevermind...I don’t wanna know!


7 posted on 04/24/2007 4:36:37 PM PDT by Cailleach
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To: RDTF

Trying to make quotas will drive ya to drinking, and a whole lot more.

I used to live right near Hackettstown. It’s the M&M/Mars headquarters, as in M&M candy. Go ahead - start with the jokes...


8 posted on 04/24/2007 4:38:28 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: RDTF

See, that’s the Army for you. We Navy types just raid the fridge and leave.


9 posted on 04/24/2007 4:39:09 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: RDTF

Relax. He was only a Brigadier General.


10 posted on 04/24/2007 4:39:43 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: A_perfect_lady

Not always.

Back in the 80’s the Japanese police were mystified about a series of burglaries in the Yokosuka area where the residents would come home, or sometimes just wake up and find a “little brown pile” right in the middle of the tatamis.

Yes! A genuine “phantom Sh**er was stalking the town.

The guy they finally busted was a Navy Chief who had over two of his three years shore duty in Japan and had somehow for some reason developed a serious dislike for Japan.

Hey, everyone needs to relieve stress somehow!


11 posted on 04/24/2007 4:44:22 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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To: RDTF
"Naked porn-surfing Army recruiter arrested"

At some point in the evening this seemed like a good idea...and then things went terribly wrong...

12 posted on 04/24/2007 4:47:00 PM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: RDTF

In a bar prior? what a shock....


13 posted on 04/24/2007 4:52:40 PM PDT by jeffq73
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To: Tainan

A promise is a promise.


14 posted on 04/24/2007 4:53:09 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: centurion316

“I suspect that this may have a negative effect on his career progression - just a guess.”

Depends on how good of a recruiter he is.


15 posted on 04/24/2007 4:54:29 PM PDT by Busywhiskers (Strength and honor.)
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To: RDTF
The good old Army days when surf meant surf.

"If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f'n place! "

16 posted on 04/24/2007 5:43:53 PM PDT by Cagey
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Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.

So I get the lewdness charge but what did he steal other than some bandwidth, except perhaps a life times’ worth of good sleep by Mr. Arevalo? I can’t imagine Mr. Arevalo wanted to wake up from a good night’s sleep to find some naked guy surfing his “cookies”.

But on the other hand, I’m just trying to picture this…. I’m alone, a single middle aged woman, it’s in the middle of the night and a young, muscled, buff, naked, some what drunk, Army recruiter dude shows up at my door? What to do? What to do?

Do I call the police or should I “enlist”?

Don’t rush me for an answer…I’m still thinking…
17 posted on 04/24/2007 6:21:44 PM PDT by Caramelgal (Rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words or superficial interpretations)
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To: Caramelgal

LOL - I just spit out my wine!


18 posted on 04/24/2007 6:49:35 PM PDT by RDTF (R.I.P. Blue Angel LCDR Kevin Davis)
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To: Busywhiskers

I knew a guy at basic that was the most ate-up guy in our platoon, maybe the whole company. He was from Jersey and he was going to be a medic (I hope for the sake of people’s health he washed out at Ft. Sam when he got there) even though his ASVAB scores weren’t high enough because his recruiter screwed some of his paperwork up and it required another 45 minute drive for him to the recruiter’s office to straighten it out.

This was the same guy who got caught pleasuring himself in both the barracks latrine and the latrine on a range.


19 posted on 04/24/2007 7:41:07 PM PDT by jeffq73
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To: Cailleach

Teachers all over America are breathing a sigh of relief that he wan’t one of theirs. lol


20 posted on 04/24/2007 7:49:29 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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