Posted on 04/24/2007 4:27:51 PM PDT by RDTF
HACKETTSTOWN, N.J., April 24 (UPI) -- A U.S. Army recruiter in Hackettstown, N.J. is charged with stripping naked, entering a home and surfing Internet pornography sites.
Court records said Jerry Mahaffey, 26, was charged early Saturday morning when police received a call about an intruder bleeding from cuts, the Eastern (Pa.) Express-Times reported Tuesday.
Jorge Arevalo said he was asleep and kept hearing noises but assumed it was his roommate. But then he heard his roommate outside and noises in the house, and called police.
Arevalo said the man had four porn sites minimized on the computer monitor and refused to speak.
However, police got him talking and learned he'd left his clothing behind a nearby bar, and explained his injuries by saying he had been in a fight.
Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.
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Wow. Just wow.......
I suspect that this may have a negative effect on his career progression - just a guess.
Ever since McGreevey this happens in our neighborhood, two or three times a week.
That article gets “title of the day” award.
but what does his profession have to do with it? Had he been a construction worker, would the headline have been
“Naked porn-surfing construction worker arrested”?
Back on topic...how did he manage to get from the bar to someone’s house nakie? LOL If he had been in a fight at the bar, one would think that someone would have noticed him going naturist and wandering off down the street...LOL Nevermind...I don’t wanna know!
Trying to make quotas will drive ya to drinking, and a whole lot more.
I used to live right near Hackettstown. It’s the M&M/Mars headquarters, as in M&M candy. Go ahead - start with the jokes...
See, that’s the Army for you. We Navy types just raid the fridge and leave.
Relax. He was only a Brigadier General.
Not always.
Back in the 80’s the Japanese police were mystified about a series of burglaries in the Yokosuka area where the residents would come home, or sometimes just wake up and find a “little brown pile” right in the middle of the tatamis.
Yes! A genuine “phantom Sh**er was stalking the town.
The guy they finally busted was a Navy Chief who had over two of his three years shore duty in Japan and had somehow for some reason developed a serious dislike for Japan.
Hey, everyone needs to relieve stress somehow!
At some point in the evening this seemed like a good idea...and then things went terribly wrong...
In a bar prior? what a shock....
A promise is a promise.
“I suspect that this may have a negative effect on his career progression - just a guess.”
Depends on how good of a recruiter he is.
"If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f'n place! "
LOL - I just spit out my wine!
I knew a guy at basic that was the most ate-up guy in our platoon, maybe the whole company. He was from Jersey and he was going to be a medic (I hope for the sake of people’s health he washed out at Ft. Sam when he got there) even though his ASVAB scores weren’t high enough because his recruiter screwed some of his paperwork up and it required another 45 minute drive for him to the recruiter’s office to straighten it out.
This was the same guy who got caught pleasuring himself in both the barracks latrine and the latrine on a range.
Teachers all over America are breathing a sigh of relief that he wan’t one of theirs. lol
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