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A Suggestion: The Only Sensible Response To Reporters Asking "How Do You Feel?"
4/19/07 | Reaganesque

Posted on 04/19/2007 5:22:39 AM PDT by Reaganesque

With all the idiot reporters asking Virginia Tech students the question "Your friends were just massacred in horrible, bloody fashion...HOW DO YOU FEEL?", I felt the need to suggest to them this most appropriate response from the Ren and Stimpy show:

No sir! I didn't like it!

Then the student should just walk away.


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I am so sick and tired of that question. It is lazy, insensitive and down right dumb.
1 posted on 04/19/2007 5:22:43 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: DaveLoneRanger

It’s Thursday!


3 posted on 04/19/2007 5:25:01 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Reaganesque

Why not just reach out with both hands and pinch him, don’t say anything.


4 posted on 04/19/2007 5:27:21 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: Reaganesque

“With my hands.......and I’m about to FEEL your nose on my knuckles......”.......


5 posted on 04/19/2007 5:28:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (If it's consensus, it's not science. If it's science, there's no need for consensus......)
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To: Reaganesque

Reporters are competing with politicians and lawyers for the title of Lowest Form of Life.


6 posted on 04/19/2007 5:34:11 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: dalereed
I peench!
7 posted on 04/19/2007 5:34:13 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Reaganesque

Seems to me a punch in the questioner’s nose or stomache is an appropriate response.


8 posted on 04/19/2007 5:45:31 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Reaganesque

As I sometimes answered my Chinese Students:

I feel with my fingers, how do you feel?


10 posted on 04/19/2007 5:58:10 AM PDT by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD!)
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To: Reaganesque
I personally would recommend, “With my hands.”

But that’s just me.

11 posted on 04/19/2007 6:09:53 AM PDT by Cheburashka ( World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: Red Badger
You beat me. Oh, fooey.
12 posted on 04/19/2007 6:10:43 AM PDT by Cheburashka ( World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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