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To: Abathar

There was an old cartoon in The New Yorker, I believe, that showed two old, ancient guys in hospital beds, all hooked up to everthing electronic, etc. One turns to the other and says, “Man, I’m glad I quit smoking 40 years ago! I sure wouldn’t want to have missed this!”.........


21 posted on 04/17/2007 1:25:33 PM PDT by Red Badger (If it's consensus, it's not science. If it's science, there's no need for consensus......)
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To: Red Badger
I love what I saw on TV a while ago: a healthy lung and a smoker’s lung. Both in formaldehyde.
22 posted on 04/17/2007 1:28:34 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: Red Badger
Totally off subject, but one of the nurses at the nursing home told me a joke about their older men patients -

"Do you know how we keep the older men from rolling out of bed at night?"

....

"Viagra"

I thought it was hilarious, my wife didn't get it, I had to explain it to her in the car....

27 posted on 04/17/2007 1:45:34 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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