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Reuters ^
| 4/4/07
| Staff
Posted on 04/04/2007 10:02:02 AM PDT by Millee
A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.
The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.
In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.
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I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:02:03 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: Millee
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:03:34 AM PDT
by
stm
(Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
To: Millee
3
posted on
04/04/2007 10:05:12 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(And change your tagline..youve had the same one forever.)
To: Millee
shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:06:06 AM PDT
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Millee
quietly sings (because I don’t sing very well, and I don’t want to hurt the ears of fellow FReepers)...
she fell in a bucket of...shaaaving cream...be nice and clean...shave every day, and you’ll always look clean.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:06:50 AM PDT
by
bannie
To: day10
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:07:06 AM PDT
by
bannie
To: Millee
Is Ted Kennedy in China? Did the woman who fell on top of him hurt?
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:07:06 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: bannie
Beat ya by 44 seconds! LOL
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:07:44 AM PDT
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Millee
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:07:45 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Support FREDeralism. Fred Thompson in 2008!)
To: day10
I just HAD to add the singing disclaimer!!!
:-)
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:08:33 AM PDT
by
bannie
To: Millee
Falling woman saved by pile of...
Shaving Cream
Be Nice and Clean
Shave everyday
And you’ll always look keen.
11
posted on
04/04/2007 10:08:51 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Millee
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."Fellow Freepers, I propose that from now on that 20 cm-thick head of excrement be know as a unit of measure measurement known from now on as a 'Pilosi'.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:08:59 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(Breakfast is the most important beer of the day!)
To: dfwgator
Dude - see above. You’re slow on the draw.... J/K
;-)
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:10:37 AM PDT
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: pikachu
I’ll second that, even if it does sound corny.
To: day10
I took my chances and it didn’t work out.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:17:21 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: All
Old woman in China
Clean laundry and hat
Stretch out too far
Landed with splat
To: Millee
Confucius say:”Landing in pile o’ s**t not always a bad thing.”
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:22:39 AM PDT
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
To: Millee
Tha’s what happens when the Chan hits the $h!t.
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:33:28 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: Millee
Heilongjiang?
How long thang?
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posted on
04/04/2007 10:35:35 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Millee
Do the doo. Extreme base jumping.
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posted on
04/04/2007 12:04:42 PM PDT
by
Sax
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