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I hate it when that happens.
1 posted on 04/04/2007 10:02:03 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee

Cleanup on Isle Six!


2 posted on 04/04/2007 10:03:34 AM PDT by stm (Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
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To: Millee

Oh crap!


3 posted on 04/04/2007 10:05:12 AM PDT by JimWforBush (And change your tagline..youve had the same one forever.)
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To: Millee

shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.


4 posted on 04/04/2007 10:06:06 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Millee

quietly sings (because I don’t sing very well, and I don’t want to hurt the ears of fellow FReepers)...

she fell in a bucket of...shaaaving cream...be nice and clean...shave every day, and you’ll always look clean.


5 posted on 04/04/2007 10:06:50 AM PDT by bannie
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To: Millee

Is Ted Kennedy in China? Did the woman who fell on top of him hurt?


7 posted on 04/04/2007 10:07:06 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Millee

Ugh. Saved By the Dung.


9 posted on 04/04/2007 10:07:45 AM PDT by RockinRight (Support FREDeralism. Fred Thompson in 2008!)
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To: Millee

Falling woman saved by pile of...

Shaving Cream
Be Nice and Clean
Shave everyday
And you’ll always look keen.


11 posted on 04/04/2007 10:08:51 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

Fellow Freepers, I propose that from now on that 20 cm-thick head of excrement be know as a unit of measure measurement known from now on as a 'Pilosi'.

12 posted on 04/04/2007 10:08:59 AM PDT by pikachu (Breakfast is the most important beer of the day!)
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To: Millee

Confucius say:”Landing in pile o’ s**t not always a bad thing.”


17 posted on 04/04/2007 10:22:39 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
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To: Millee

Tha’s what happens when the Chan hits the $h!t.


18 posted on 04/04/2007 10:33:28 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Millee

Heilongjiang?

How long thang?


19 posted on 04/04/2007 10:35:35 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Millee
Do the doo. Extreme base jumping.

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20 posted on 04/04/2007 12:04:42 PM PDT by Sax
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Sounds like the famous Defenestration of Prague of 1618, when the Czechs threw their Imperial governors out the window 60 feet up. They survived the fall for the same reason as this lady.

The D of P started the 30 Years War.


21 posted on 04/04/2007 12:29:08 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
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To: Millee

Falls in it, and comes out smelling like a rose!


24 posted on 04/04/2007 5:16:25 PM PDT by DeaconBenjamin2
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To: Millee

That’s some deep $hit!


25 posted on 04/04/2007 7:28:39 PM PDT by mowowie
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