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Excrement pile saves Chinese woman after balcony fall
Sydney Morning Herald ^
| April 4, 2007
Posted on 04/03/2007 2:19:15 PM PDT by dead
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:19:17 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
Good things happen when the Chan hits the s***.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:19:55 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Duncan Hunter 08/But Fred would also be great)
To: dead
The woman was quoted as saying “Gee, why couldn’t I just have died instead?”
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:20:17 PM PDT
by
flashbunny
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To: dead
I think I’d rather just smack the pavement and die.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:20:59 PM PDT
by
niftyspiffy
("..any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind...")
To: dead
I’m just happy Jane Fonda saved that lady.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:21:30 PM PDT
by
MeanWestTexan
(Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
To: dead
Our baby fell out of the window
You’s think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of sh....aving cream
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:22:49 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
To: dead
Well, ain’t that some sh*t!
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:22:59 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
To: dead
My baby fell out of the window
You think that her head would have split
But luck was with her that morning
she fell in a big pile of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen
But seriously, 20cm is not much.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:23:23 PM PDT
by
doodad
To: dead
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:23:53 PM PDT
by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: dead
She’s a Fall-in-Dung practitioner.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:24:05 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: ElkGroveDan
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:24:09 PM PDT
by
doodad
To: niftyspiffy
I think I’d rather just smack the pavement and die. Nah. She can always take a bath.
That pavement won't wash off.
To: doodad
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:24:48 PM PDT
by
doodad
To: dead
Just goes to show how Sh*tty life is in China.
Reading between the lines, where was all the crap piling up from that clogged up “septic tank” which was probably broken for decades. It takes 25 years for the paperwork authorizing
the repair work to be done in commie land....
To: dirtboy
We all fall into it sooner or later : )
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:25:36 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: dead
Yes, but did she come out smellnig like a rose!?
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:27:34 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(+ /_\)
To: doodad
"But seriously, 20cm is not much." It was probably 20 meters. You know how confusing the metric system is to American reporters, who aren't that bright to begin with. It's not likely that her fall was broken by 1 1/2 inches of poo.
To: dead
the 20cm heap cushioned her fall 20 cm is only about 8 inches.
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:31:23 PM PDT
by
Jedi Master Pikachu
( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
To: doodad
But seriously, 20cm is not much.That's what she says...
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posted on
04/03/2007 2:32:11 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: dead
the 20cm heap cushioned her fall "CM".... "Crap Mound"?
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