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1 posted on 04/03/2007 2:19:17 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead

Good things happen when the Chan hits the s***.


2 posted on 04/03/2007 2:19:55 PM PDT by dirtboy (Duncan Hunter 08/But Fred would also be great)
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To: dead

The woman was quoted as saying “Gee, why couldn’t I just have died instead?”


3 posted on 04/03/2007 2:20:17 PM PDT by flashbunny (<--- Free Anti-Rino graphics! See Rudy the Rino get exposed as a liberal with his own words!)
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To: dead

I think I’d rather just smack the pavement and die.


4 posted on 04/03/2007 2:20:59 PM PDT by niftyspiffy ("..any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind...")
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To: dead

I’m just happy Jane Fonda saved that lady.


5 posted on 04/03/2007 2:21:30 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: dead
Our baby fell out of the window
You’s think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of sh....aving cream
6 posted on 04/03/2007 2:22:49 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: dead

Well, ain’t that some sh*t!


7 posted on 04/03/2007 2:22:59 PM PDT by SIDENET (Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
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To: dead

My baby fell out of the window
You think that her head would have split
But luck was with her that morning
she fell in a big pile of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

But seriously, 20cm is not much.


8 posted on 04/03/2007 2:23:23 PM PDT by doodad
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To: dead

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.

Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!


9 posted on 04/03/2007 2:23:53 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: dead

She’s a Fall-in-Dung practitioner.


10 posted on 04/03/2007 2:24:05 PM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: dead

Just goes to show how Sh*tty life is in China.

Reading between the lines, where was all the crap piling up from that clogged up “septic tank” which was probably broken for decades. It takes 25 years for the paperwork authorizing
the repair work to be done in commie land....


14 posted on 04/03/2007 2:25:17 PM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: dead

Yes, but did she come out smellnig like a rose!?


16 posted on 04/03/2007 2:27:34 PM PDT by Old Sarge (+ /_\)
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To: dead
the 20cm heap cushioned her fall

20 cm is only about 8 inches.

18 posted on 04/03/2007 2:31:23 PM PDT by Jedi Master Pikachu ( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
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To: dead
the 20cm heap cushioned her fall

"CM".... "Crap Mound"?

20 posted on 04/03/2007 2:33:26 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: dead

Must be a relative. No matter what I do, I always land in a big pile of it.


25 posted on 04/03/2007 2:39:05 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: dead

IF ONLY her name was Fan.....


28 posted on 04/03/2007 3:00:15 PM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: dead

Just when you thought your day could not get any worse...


30 posted on 04/03/2007 3:10:02 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Never let it be said that there are things we would never let be said.)
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To: dead
I know if I fell off a tall balcony I'd be in deep s***
31 posted on 04/03/2007 3:15:33 PM PDT by Eepsy (The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.)
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To: windcliff

Oh s***!


32 posted on 04/03/2007 3:34:23 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: I Drive Too Fast

I forgot to ping you to this yesterday.


33 posted on 04/04/2007 11:29:04 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: dead

That stinks.


34 posted on 04/04/2007 4:03:09 PM PDT by agent_delta
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