[Joe 6-pack]

"Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman's chest."

If it's like most retrievers I know, it probably figured that as long as the food item was not technically yet in the woman's stomach, it was still fair game and up for grabs.

[Tijeras_Slim]

My dogs would wait until I expired, roll me over and take my wallet.

[Kimmers]

ROFLMAO....how true...that would be my labs attitude...he loves apples

[dervish]

good one.

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Truer words were never spoken! Our labs love apples and anything else ...septin' peas. Have you evn seen a 'triever gulp down a couple of pounds of food and all that remains in the bowl are the peas ... how do they do that?

[RepoGirl]

We had a Golden who was like that. The old boy was merciless, and everything was fair game until it was chewed and swallowed. One of the most likeable prankster dogs I've ever known (I think a lot of his personality rubbed off on Ursa when she was a pup), but an utter chow hound.